melvins ggiibbyy

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

Melvins GGIIBBYY...perfect stoner kick in! What a song...with the bass up nice and loud through these headphones I'm lovin' it. I'm gonne sit here and analyse all the Melvins songs I have for you! I've been smoking and know I'm a little blitzed so hopefully this logic will be completely rational. Here we go:

Annum:Nice bass riff...sounds curious...leading you down a path...lion witch and wardrobe kind of path...into a land of wonder and fantasy...this is definitely the soundtrack to an approach. The solitary kick drum reflects the feet of the advancing army. I'm getting nervous...more of them approach! The drums get more insistant...Now they're marching but it's a march of friendship thanks to the little bits of guitar. Goes from happy to sad so much...maybe the soundtrac k to on e side fighting a battle. I stopped at 3 min.

Bar-X-THE-ROCKING-M: Shit what a kick in! Carnival in hell! carnival of freaks! The ringmaster...it's an evil circus with more flames than the league of gentlemen.

The acrobats now at the quite bass riff. Slow mo. Getting faster.. .you been ATTACKED! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Another hellish battle of flames and war! Goddamn the melvins love war songs.

Berthas! I'm a fucking biker! Harley dude with grease and wind in my long greying hair. I'm wearing leathers. We're riding to a bar arrive and start hitting on women. Then we knock back a few shot.I spy some underage filly but i;'m a filthy biker so who cares! And I'm in! Beer time!

bLACK bOOK: Fuck David Bowie and pEARL jAM. This shit rules. So calm like Buzz killed someone and now lives al;one in the mountains. But he;'s like some fucked up Ed Gein. Worked this one out quickly. Next"!

Bricklebrit:Horror cabin like Evil Dead. Holy shit this would work! The old tape and then the legions att\ack the house. Buggger me! Atmospherics all around...

Buck Owens:Another planet evolving in the fast bit. A new planet entering evolution. Dinosaurs emerge and must die out for an icve age. You get to do like in fantasia with an alien world getting more advanced.

Dead Dressed: Early Melvins. Claustraphobic. Now towers are starting to fall down. Buzz is the god of natural disaster and he;s pissed with earth.

Dead Wipe: You're driving. It's the 1980s. Youy have a crap mullet. Like the photo on GlueY POrch of Dale. You're feeling nihilistic. You're boiling your rage withjin. You're evil with the ekey change. Red eyes or something. You're going to murder your ex girlfriend and you know you'll get away with it"! You shit!

Echo Head:Too shit an mp3 to form an opinion.

Echo Head2: Wow! My bowels are feeling this heaviness. They're a train with a wrecking ball on a train smashing through mountains.They're off the rails and the driver is small with a bear. He's clinmbing out of the wreckeafge and screams THE FIRST FUCKIN  LINE!
AT TH GODS!

Ever Since My Accident:Quiet an eerie. The Halloween 2 hospital environment with death stalking the halls. Noone has sex here. The dead are talking. Buzz is a zombie here. the moans of the dead!

Eye Flys. Sea monster with poor bass sound. Now more like a sea mon ster with dales drums as well! Buzz's feedback shows us the creatures shadow as it moves beneath the deep. It's a big metal Nessie type creature...but in the sort of fleshy metal. Y'know? It attacks its prey iss been stalking in the heavy bit. Onw e go!

GGIIBBY: Stoners headbanging. At the end of the world. sLOWMO VERY HOLLYWOOD.Society is crumbling as the cities crumble too. but the stoners keep headbanging to the sounds of the apocalypse. the abrupot cut off signifies the poiint art which total nothingnenss is everything.

Gluey Porch: Twisted Sister in the garage. They;re pklaying the guitars and drums backwards on the song!

God of Thunder: A wrestling theme tune!Some huge masked beast like Vader! Yeah Vader's theme music! tHE SCIFI VOICE FITS vADER. So wrestling it's untrue. Next.

Going Blind: Total fucking grunge! My heas banging.  This could so have been done by Mudhoney in Sweet Young Thing. This is quite a rip off actually! In structure at least.The little bits of guitar in the chorus are orgasmic.

Grinding Process: Teeth grinding. right down to the nerve hurting but grinding.

Hag Me:Two huge fat men falling downstairs...in super slomo.Waves crashing on the rocks in supoerslomo,.Satan;s vomiting in super slowmo., Violently.

Hands first floer: A piss take and fuck it it's 20 mins long"!

Hex Me is  such a garage rock song waiting to be sung! tHIS IS Like those bits on Oasis' second albumn with the instrumental parts. Datsuns butvwith more edge and speed.

Honey Bucket: MOSH PIT SONG! live shot on vidseo video of the melvins but a lot of crowd shots and skinheads moshing. fat skinheads. Circle Pit at the kick in. constand crowd shot. i'm gewtting vbored.

Hooch. In a bar, drunk stumbles in stumbles around and hallucinates on hooch while talking to people in the lyrics buzz sings. Thought of this ages ago.

hURTER. Seeing your girlfriend die in sept 11 attacks. I see Dale crying and wearing a denim jacket as he watches her screaming face be obscured by falling plaster. Everythings quite slow and epic. Final scram is when it all sinksin for dale what he;s lost. a rteallyu sad song.

In The Rain: A lost Beatlesa song surely. Sounds like the fucking coral. kind of a mad english stereotype thing...

Isabella:Clockword running i perpetual motion.
the film its on catches on fire with buzz guitrar!

it's shoved! we're ripping this piss with this drumming.,Lots of live footage in here...animeted scene of little girl tripping over in the countryside with the guitars first riff. Mostly live footage though,


June Bug: A train ride...a fast train ride through the wild west ewind blasting by your carrige window. You notivce 2 wolves running out in the desert. Then see some vultures chilling!Cut to the face of a beautiful goth chikck as we reveal who's been taking the trainride. She sees more animals running around in the hot sun in the desert.
Nighhtfall decends at the end guitar riff.

Kool Legged: In a doctors surgery waiting room. everyone;'s illa round you and you feel slow anyhow. may be you're an addict.


Leech. The autobioghraphical details of a sexually transmitted diease. Passing in fluid and evil! AIDS in an 11 year oild, possibly.


Lexicon Devil: Bollocks fucking black flag dead kennedys crap.


Lizzy: Contemplative. Like a sexy goth in a cemetary in the midday sun on a cold morning in March. she keeps meeting your eyes and darting away. you're curious. you go into the cemetary and approch her but she jkust keeps looking scarily at you and away from. Your passions ignite. But will she kill you? Cliffhanger ending!


Mombius Hibatchi: A long car race out in the desert! Like the MASK racing series! Abouty to be ambushed along a canoyon by VENOM agents!Look out Tracker! Fuck it, I'm biored.



Night Goat: A hooded goat executioner about to perform and execution. the victim is scaling the gallows. The song has the phrase "Halfway suitacse!" said by an air hostess buried in it's mix! fucking melvins!


Porg:an old grainy russion red and white shot film shown on a flickery projector of a piece of machine that looks like a rotating penis works as a piston regularly. keeps going show just off the the top left of the screen until the enjd.,


Queen:Grunge again.Generic rock song. It's not making me creative at all, Next!


Respite: An insect! Possibly a fat disableds bee with electricity all round it buzzing around! the insect makes a baby in  a cocoon which turns into dale as it haches and he moves to the rest of the songs built up by walking around.

Revolve:In the mid west!desert setting with farms. abandoneds farm hut and a car full of the melvins pull by we follow them in their car inot the desert as the somng picks up and get moodsashots. Buzz is driving and singing. Dale is next to him all dressed in purple and kevin is in a baby seat at the back! over huills with the HEY BIG BODY part, Yeah yeah.


Skeeter. Skipped a fe., Ominious just as the guy discovers his slint on his cok ;like in the story and he;'s freaking out in the shower and falking all over the bathroom. motherfucking stoner!


Sky Pup:I've glanced at porn and it's a porn soundtrack song.

Teen Spirit: Old men in the teen spirit video. REALLY old men but dressed in grunge clothing.

Sweet Willy Rollbar: Another fast car on deserrt road screeching out of auto dealershiop and out of town. Sorry. I love the desert it wqould seem.


Sweet Young Thing:a STEEL WORKER.IN A HUGE RED SKIED SMOG BELCHING FACTORY. THE FACTORY'S SMOKE IS POLUYTING THE OZONE AND IT GETS ALL LIKE FUXKING FERNGULLY.


The Bit:Curryhouse! The Melvins snmearing themselves with curry and beer in a curryhous with the fuilm slowed to the pace of the song! drunkenness??


The Bloat:The Melvins are making thwe world end again and there's just a shot of one Indian crying. like in the simpsons. This isn;'t porn musiuc. I'm fquitting in a min. Just finish this!


fuck the eagle has landed.


tipping the lion. Space age. Kinda buzz light year electric blue type shit goin'; down.pornyer.


Vile: elevators. Jason voorhees in an elevator.,huige breasted hippopotmi!


Way of the world. Wattie from Exploited homeless and shouting his theories into a river with his wildeyed stare. Scary man! In NYC i think.

Zodiac:Metal. Speed metal motherfuckers.

Anyhow, I wanna go roll another joint and get rid of the horn but it's been fun! This is what these melvins songs made me think about when i was stoned!

later!

[cooter]

texasucks

[Anonymous]

hey rev, next time get blazed put on your headphones crank them fuckers up and listen to lysol.  that shit makes me picture some crazy ass lumbering beast or a glacier destroying everything at a snails pace.  classic.

[Rembrandt Pussyhorse]

dude, you just wasted a perfect high on typing!

Now go and MASTURBATE!!!!

[AlmightyRetard]

Interesting...

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

hey rev, next time get blazed put on your headphones crank them fuckers up and listen to lysol.  that shit makes me picture some crazy ass lumbering beast or a glacier destroying everything at a snails pace.  classic.

It's on and keeps trancing me out man, those huge blasts on the tom tom reprsent an obsticle in my path to nirvana (no pun dude). Like an anime sort of reality. Yeah, I'm a long haired Japanmese samuri-monk and keep trying to reach nirvana. Now I'm mad!" Screen keeps flashing red. Naked  drunk anime Teresa May fdances in the middle of Tokyo. Evil is present. Buzz's voice carries satan! Three headed beast all singing at once! Heads of Buzz, Ozzy and Alice Cooper.

An ice volcano cumming lava!

[cheeseburger]

lysol makes me think of the old godzilla movies when he comes up out of the water slowly coming in to destroy tokyo one more time...

[Anonymous]

joe fucking owns! lysol!  

[Lazerman]

hahaha his name IS the biggest on it!! HAHA

[The Wise Shotgun]

Rev, seriously, go sodomize yourself butthole.

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

Rev, seriously, go sodomize yourself butthole.

Am I to presume that the word 'butthole' is being used as a slur against me personally? Usually this is indicated by the use of a comma, unless you wish to appear sloppy or inaccurate. Mind you, judging by your locale I'm guessing that your family has been 'riding sidesaddle' so to speak for sometime. Tell me, do you have webbed feet?

It's either that or you're just a cunt.

[The Wise Shotgun]

My appologies to you, I wish not to offend you with grammar, butthole.

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

My appologies to you, I wish not to offend you with grammar, butthole.

Good, good. But in compensating for your lack of grammatical prowess, you've proven yourself to be syntactically deficient. In any case, you're coming off as a fool...

[The Wise Shotgun]

Run the spell check on that first post, Hugh Grant.