melvins cage match

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

On a local radio station near Stl there is a thing called the cage match.  It usually consists of voters choosing between two songs.  Recently I have been listing to my ipod song list from a-z.  I decided that this format allows me to hear individual songs without the usual context .  I thought it would be fun to start between two melvins songs. I guess we can start in the b's

[(the) Razor]

Boris is like the Julius Caesar of heavy songs, there's no bigger reputation - maybe should've started by matching a song in the same class as Bitten Into Sympathy for it to be a fair match. 

[DAYSTAR]

Boris is like the Julius Caesar of heavy songs

Et tu, Blood Witch?

[Tobias]

Why start with B? Why not A? At A Crawl

[anaconda]

At The Stake -vs- Anaconda

[Satchel Paige]

At The Stake -vs- Anaconda

Oooooooooooop9oooo!
Tuff one

[musicismyradar]

This isn't fair.
I mean it's Boris, a.k.a. Numero Uno Sludgero Epicero.
Bitten Into Sympathy is a great song, but...

I don't even...

[Captain CoryCory]

The minute I seen Melvins Cage Match I just imagined a wrestling match with either...

a) a bunch of up-and-coming bassists

or

b) All previous Melvins bassists

There's a contract hung above the ring for a one-album deal with the Melvins which can only be obtained by a ladder.

The Melvins in the Bank match.

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

At The Stake -vs- Anaconda

I started with b because I thought it was funny.  I like at the stake vs Anaconda.  We should try it next. 

[meezer]

Why not brackets, like March Madness™?

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

Because I'm not smart enough to figure out how that would work.  But if you can fugue it out. I think it sounds awsome.

[meezer]

Because I'm not smart enough to figure out how that would work.  But if you can fugue it out. I think it sounds awsome.

Thanks for tasking me with this.
Here's what I can do, based on my knowledge and experience with computers.
I can draw it up on typing paper with a sharpie, take a picture of it with my phone,
post it as an attachment (which less than 1% of anyone will actually click on), there you go.
Multimedia. PowerPoint. Presentation. 

[homeless_dad]

Because I'm not smart enough to figure out how that would work.  But if you can fugue it out. I think it sounds awsome.

Thanks for tasking me with this.
Here's what I can do, based on my knowledge and experience with computers.
I can draw it up on typing paper with a sharpie, take a picture of it with my phone,
post it as an attachment (which less than 1% of anyone will actually click on), there you go.
Multimedia. PowerPoint. Presentation. 

That's too computery.  Photocopy and mail them out!
Done!

[Buzzinthebox]

Copache or Civilized Worm?

[meezer]

Copache or Civilized Worm?

Round 3.

http://youtu.be/-ZxHAZChcYU
Duh! 
We already did that.

http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=19991.msg526386#msg526386

Round 4. See above.