themelvins.net/forum t-shirts??

[Anonymous]

I want one of those "Fuck Melvins" shirts, in small.

[glen]

I'd like to see richie take a shot at a design.

my wife just LOVES the Richie Goodtimes HighonFire poster I bought with the skeleton nun on it. she wants it up in the living room so when the family comes over they can all enjoy it.
(yes, that WAS sarcastic)

[anaconda]

i think it should feature the two headed cow.

I'm down with that idea! I miss the 2 headed moo-moo! It has to be on black too.

[Anonymous]

Why black?

The two-headed cow would look great on yellow.

[anaconda]

yellow??? yellow??? who in their right mind would wear yellow???
first of all, it won't go with my tux the way a black shirt would.

[CaptainPungent]

i say crimson.
i have too many black shirts.

[Anonymous]

yellow??? yellow??? who in their right mind would wear yellow???
first of all, it won't go with my tux the way a black shirt would.

Black is boring.

[Vcavallo]

agreed, black is really boring.  every band t-shirt i own is black, it's really tedious.
i think it should be a nice color, with a really high quality design.  something we can all be proud of.  it doesn't have to say BBS all over it, maybe just some kind of **gulp** inside joke somewhere or something.  it would first and foremost be a melvins shirt, but an exclusive one.  unless of course it was totally awesome and the designer started selling it on ebay or something.
regarding size: i don't know much about custom Tees, but i think the most democratic way to do it is have someone organize the thing [not necessarily the designer] and make a list of people's names, addresses, and size preference, which would be acquired by email.  then whoever orders them only orders those shirts that are wanted, not just 20 xxxls. 
i wouldn't mind paying a bit extra to get the size i want, if the design is good.

[Lunica]

yeah, i have like 100 black shirts, and 20 other shirts. give us some colors, i don't wanna walk around looking like a damn piece of domino!

[CaptainPungent]

i think the name the melvins goes perfectly with the color green.
but, any other color than black i'm good with.

[norecess]

You will never see old Schnab in a forum t-shirt, I`m past that age. 

Are you that cramped? Come on dude, you have to buy that shirt when it comes out.

Maybe we can let Brian ban people from this board if they don't buy the t-shirt. Or we start an alternative forum for buyers only.

[Lunica]

yeah, like the mile high club!

[klump]

I think a melvins fan club shirt should have the buzz quote from the DUH record:

"How about FUCK YOU?"

or something like that...

[norecess]

I think a melvins fan club shirt should have the buzz quote from the DUH record:

"How about FUCK YOU?"

or something like that...

A quote would be a nice, but not that one. Imagine all nu metal kids (do they still exist?) come running to this board to order 'our' shirt because it says 'FUCK YOU'

How about a bad review?

'Damn do people get lame when they get old'. Or 'the massive outro of feedback isn't funny.

[ManWithNoName]

If it looks cool I'm down.