King Buzzo is my father

[Nature Boy]

Daddy?




So I guess this means he's behind 27 years on child support. I'm not greedy. I don't want money, just everything the Melvins have ever done on vinyl would suffice.

I love you dad.

[FartLips]

 

[CaptainPungent]

wait, if he's your dad...then who's your mom?

[Rex Irae]

wait, if he's your dad...then who's your mom?

Joe Preston

[glen]

wait, if he's your dad...then who's your mom?

Joe Preston

exactly.  and nature boy is a medical anomolie.  the first anal conception AND birth known to modern science.

[Nature Boy]

Fuck that's hilarious.

But in all seriousness, my mother is Tad Doyle.

[norecess]

But in all seriousness, my mother is Tad Doyle.

So that's wat God's balls do.

[Nature Boy]

Haha.....awesome - nice reference.

[norecess]

Haha.....awesome - nice reference.

Hi, I'm Maarten. Besides nice references, I also am a pretty nice guy.

[Nature Boy]

Good to meet you Maarten. The name is Darren.

Finding this board was like finding a half-eaten chocolate egg from last Easter. In other words, seriously awesome.

I started out with the Melvins when Stoner Witch came out and really didn't appreciate it that much. I found it kicking around last year, checked it out again and fell in love. Since then, I've been obsessed with them. Pretty much have everything they've done on CD - looking to start a vinyl collection soon.

Anyway, glad to be here.....

Cheers

[norecess]

Cool. I saw the Melvins open for Tomahawk in 2003 and got impressed. Then it took a while until I discovered they're the best band I can think of in every aspect. Now I too have pretty much everything on cd, and they somehow have become a way of life? Is that a stupid thing to say? Well, I bet most people here think of the Melvins daily, and have been doing that for many years. So yeah, anyway, welcome aboard. Here's a couple of questions for you.

• What's your favorite album?
• Who's your favorite bass player?
• What's favorite live song?
• What's the best song the Melvins have covered?
• What's your favorite movie?
• McDonalds or Burger King? Or none of them?
• Why Seinfeld is your favorite sitcom?
• What's your latest purchases album?
• What are you playing right now?
• What time is it there?
• Will you ever use lists on this board?

[ManWithNoName]

That's a hilarious picture.

[Vcavallo]

wait, if he's your dad...then who's your mom?

Joe Preston

exactly.

[glen]

wait, if he's your dad...then who's your mom?

Joe Preston

exactly.

[Lunica]

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