Ozma

[Haggardsue]

SO RARE IT'S IN CAPITALS

[Haggardsue]

SO RARE IT'S IN CAPITALS

what does that mean?

[FartLips]

SO RARE IT'S IN CAPITALS

what does that mean?

yeah colliersville is not the capital of tennessee.

[Rex Irae]

i HAVE THE OZMA CD WITH ALL OF THE ORIGINAL TRACKS FROM GLUEY PORCH TREATMENTS ON IT, HOW RARE IS THAT, TRULY I AM CURIOUS. IT HAS A TOTAL OF 33 TRACKS AND I BELIEVE IT IS BOTH COMPLETE ALBUMS ON ONE CD. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. THANKS

then it is incomplete there should be 34 tracks.

AH HA!!! an anomolie recording.  the rare 33 track version. I heard there is only 4 of those in known existance and buzz and dale own 2.  that means rich has one and the other.....   is in a used cd store in Colliersville TN. with a $5 price tag.   RAT RACE!!!!!!!!   the first person to Schleppy's Used CD's in Colliersville TN. gets the disc worth an estimated $32,000.00 for a mear $5.
ready? go.

Yea, so I find these ozma/gluey porch treatment cds on the ground ALL the time. After listening to it I snap the disc and go outside for a walk to find a new one, only the best for my ears.

[blacksanta]

I'VE GOT THE 8 SONGS CD, 10 SONGS 7", AND THE 6 SONGS 12"! BIDS START YOUR SOUL OR YOU CAN BUY NOW BY SENDING ME YOUR WIFE AND KIDS.
- LOUIS CYPHERE

[DubEMC]

Yeah my attic is lousy with Ozma/GPT discs. I use em for beer coasters.

What's really rare is the no sided 4 inch Melvins flexi disc on Big Goombah Records.
I have 3 copies.

Starting price is eleventy million dollars.

[Mad Arab]

Perhaps he really did not know. Maybe he is new to the Melvins. You all are not being very Melviny with the newest message board member. Did I just say Melviny?

[FartLips]

Perhaps he really did not know. Maybe he is new to the Melvins. You all are not being very Melviny with the newest message board member. Did I just say Melviny?

yes you did. and you typed it too.

[blacksanta]

8 SONGS CD SOLD TO THE MAD ARAB FOR THE JUICE OF HALF A LIME!!! FART LIPS? 6 SONG 12"??? I WILL OFFER IT TO YOU FOR THE MELVINY PRICE OF HALF A LEMON!!! AND I'LL THROW IN AS A BONUS MY OZMA/GPT CD WITH 37 TRACKS!!!

But in all seriosiness.........welcome to the board Rich. Mad Arab has shamed blacksanta into extending my schlong of friendship for you to shake.  And no, its not a rare cd, but its great music. 

[glen]

not to fear rich.   this is simply your hazing initiation.    EVERYONE'S first thread gets raped.  its all part of the process.

(geez guys,  good job.    the poor fella will probably never post on a message board again.)

[richwint]

hey you folks are funny, I think I just broke my cd  laughing   if anyone feels they have eleventy million dollars I'll take it in two payments, one for each half. the splinters are going for twelve grand a piece. good luck

[glen]

OR YOU CAN BUY NOW BY SENDING ME YOUR WIFE AND KIDS.

don't suppose I could send you my wife and kids anyway, could I?  you can keep the cd.

[Andy]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

If anyone has a spare wife and kids going I would like em. My ex-wife got the Ozma/GPT 39 track laserdisc in the divorce back in 2k1 but now I am ready to love again.

[glen]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

fresh blood brings out the best (worst) in us. 

[FartLips]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

fresh blood brings out the best (worst) in us.