Did you like the melvins the first time?

[The Chalupa]

i think i was 12 or so.... i had been hearing about them and stuff and wanted to get into them . i heard them and thought they were pretty good. i forgot about them until around the time 26 songs was released, i picked that up, then stoner witch and i really started to like them.

[popeye]

Green Honey - That must have been very very sweet, getting to see the melvins twice on their way through UK and EU.  Hope you enjoyed it.  We here on the West Coast are getting "ready" for a little mini-tour, that just keeps growing, at any rate Were those 2 shows last year the first chance for you to see the Melvins?

[Swagger]

I was never into Nirvana or grunge all that much. I was into Mike Patton however. I read him say Ozma was one of his favorite records so I decided to check them out. Sad to say it didn't do it for me at that time. I hated the production on that record. It sounded so flat to me
and I wasn't quite prepared for the evil sludge like sound of the Melvins.

Anyway, time passed and I went to see Fantomas play there first show in New York. Buzz blew me away, he had such an awesomely evil sound. So then I figured I must have been wrong about the Melvins. A year later I was going through my girlfriend's cd collection and lo and behold Stoner Witch. Through it on and I was hooked. I ran out and bought Bootlicker which had just been released. Another amazing album.

Then I put the final nail in the coffin and I went to see them live. It was the Crybaby tour when they were doing 2 sets. Incredile fucking show. I soon bought up all of their cds and have seen 'em every time they pass through San Francisco(which thankfully is pretty regularly).

[Green Honey]

Green Honey - That must have been very very sweet, getting to see the melvins twice on their way through UK and EU.  Hope you enjoyed it.  We here on the West Coast are getting "ready" for a little mini-tour, that just keeps growing, at any rate Were those 2 shows last year the first chance for you to see the Melvins?[/quote
Last time they came here was 2001, I was going to go but foolishly ended up missing it. So the Geek Tour was my first live Melvins experience. It was good, even though it was somewhat dominated by Tomahawk...but I've liked Mike Patton and John Stanier for just as long as the Melvins so seeing them was worthwhile even if I don't find Tomahawk to be nearly as good as they ought to be.

[Kurva]

as swagger said: ozma is very flat
i downloaded the seattle 89 show from the ftp, and when i heard creepy smell..... oh yeah baby that tracks is the heaviest song i herd in weeks
and now i downloaded the version from the album... and it cant be compared to the live version

wow thats HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVY!

[GrimReaper]

The first time I got some pussy I came to the conclusion it was good stuff.

Same feeling happened the first time I heard the Melvins.

[Vcavallo]

pussy is always awesome the first time, the melvins aren't necessarily like that.  melvins is more like...hm, anal sex? when you first start you are kinda iffy about it cuz it's kinda scary and you don't know why you are slightly enjoying it, then after it starts moving you are like, "HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER, IM A COWBOY!!"  oh yea....

[bUcKsAtAn]

pussy is always awesome the first time, the melvins aren't necessarily like that.  melvins is more like...hm, anal sex? when you first start you are kinda iffy about it cuz it's kinda scary and you don't know why you are slightly enjoying it, then after it starts moving you are like, "HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER, IM A COWBOY!!"  oh yea....

THE most awesome description of the melvins i've ever heard!  
and its ironic, at the time i clicked 'reply', i was listening to a sample off my new kid606 cd where a chick says 'yeah, and i'll just stick my tongue in my ass' or something like that.

[anaconda]

I was 14 and trying acid for the first time. We were sitting in my older brothers car listening to the Lysol cassette on the crappy radio/tape deckand it kept speeding up and slowing down - I wasn

[TosT]

interesting. the same thing happened to me (speeding up, slowing down thing) while listening to Electroretard on mushrooms this one time...
the song "missing"...

[popeye]

Allright Anaconda!  That's the way it should be, an Epic - Fucking I mean EPIC!! Discovery.  As for the sexual references above, uhhhh..., anal sex?  Nahh - dood you're stretching "it" with that one (whoever said that) as for gettin the poontang for the first time and decided it was "good" ..., Well - for me - it's none of the above.  Except for this;  being up front for a live show is a lot like having sex, Buzz knows what he's doing.

[TosT]

I'm pretty sure none of you want to hear this, but since we're all talking about sex and the melvins...
when i saw them (Melvins) last year in Minneapolis, it literally WAS a sexual experience. Adding to the overwhelmingly impressive nature of the show, and nearing the end of the set, my girlfriend gave me a handjob (secretly mind [i hope]) on the floor of the club. We'd had a bit to drink... This while i stood in awe of the punishing and hypnotic blasts of the last few songs... it was a unique experience for me.

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

Some girl bit my ass at the Geek Show. Admittedly she was about 3'8" and she was getting crushed up the barrier that my arse was occupying but still...And the show rocked too...

[bUcKsAtAn]

man, every day that passes, I am more and more filled with anticipation for the mar. 4th show! CCAANNNNN''TTT.....WAAIITTT!.

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

man, every day that passes, I am more and more filled with anticipation for the mar. 4th show! CCAANNNNN''TTT.....WAAIITTT!.

You'll love it...but it'll seem to be all over in ten minutes...