If you could design a piece of Melvins merch

[jules]

Buzzbars and Crover Chews. Sticky caramel covered in chocolate and chocolate covered in sticky caramel respectively.

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- Melvins Bong
- Melvins Alarm Clock (plays Grinding Process)
- Melvins Toe Nail Clippers
- Melvins Back Scratcher
- Melvins Beard Trimmer & Male Girdle Combo Pack
- Melvins Socks
- Melvins Marshmallows
- Melvins Temporary Tattoos
- Melvins 45 spacers (would actually be cool)
- Melvins Chrome Spork

- Melvins Ear Plugs
- Melvins Switch Blade
- Melvins Lyric Book 
- Melvins Record Cleaner (from ronco)