If you could design a piece of Melvins merch

[mhelmo]

I'm pretty sure this thread existed years ago, but for the life of me, I can't find it now... SO, for shits and giggles:

If you could design a piece of Melvins merch, what would it be?

How wack can this get?

Personally, I said it then, and I'll say it now: The Melvins Condom. Inside the shiny steel wrapper, you would find a condom with holes in both ends.

[pinkyslim]

I'm pretty sure this thread existed years ago, but for the life of me, I can't find it now... SO, for shits and giggles:

If you could design a piece of Melvins merch, what would it be?

How wack can this get?

Personally, I said it then, and I'll say it now: The Melvins Condom. Inside the shiny steel wrapper, you would find a condom with holes in both ends.

condoms are lame.

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

Melvins- Chicken switch pinball machine. 

The machine would be pink with the skeletal design in the sides.  The scoreboard would be the album cover.  The machine would be loaded with electronic snipets of melvins songs.  When you play it it would theoretically create your own one of a kind remix.  Players with more skill could possibly play their remix more than once. 

Inside the game could be figures of the band members.  A special target could be set in front of each member.  If you hit the target in front of Buzz he would play a solo and the figure would flip over to reveal a younger slimmer version of buzz.  Dales target would be a gong and if struck it would flip to reveal him in his glory days playing in his underwear.....or possibly a silky teddy SEXY!   

Or possibly a Melvins toothbrush... it would say Brush yo' teeth not yo' ass.  It would be green. 

[(the) flutter nuts]

Melvins- Chicken switch pinball machine.  

The machine would be pink with the skeletal design in the sides.  The scoreboard would be the album cover.  The machine would be loaded with electronic snipets of melvins songs.  When you play it it would theoretically create your own one of a kind remix.  Players with more skill could possibly play their remix more than once.  

Inside the game could be figures of the band members.  A special target could be set in front of each member.  If you hit the target in front of Buzz he would play a solo and the figure would flip over to reveal a younger slimmer version of buzz.  Dales target would be a gong and if struck it would flip to reveal him in his glory days playing in his underwear.....or possibly a silky teddy SEXY!  

Or possibly a Melvins toothbrush... it would say Brush yo' teeth not yo' ass.  It would be green.  

THE PINBALL IDEA SOUNDS AWESOME,WELL THOUGHT OUT

[jules]

Colostomy bag and toothbrush set.

[Mad Arab]

Melvins boxers
Melvins paperweight
Melvins "snuggie"

[Chowder Chucker]

Mine would be a can of bug spray called....
BUZZOff
Official MELVINS fanboy repellant

[perzo)))]

melvins halloween costumes/masks, like the ones on HAT but w/their faces.

[gesundheit]

How about a Buzzo endorsed electric fan? Perfect for keeping you cool when you're wearing a warm mumu!

And practical too!

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

melvins halloween costumes/masks, like the ones on HAT but w/their faces.

Does this come with a cheap vinyl halloween Mu Mu that ties in the back??

I would like the one with the F on it  and someone else could wear the U. 

[>>>JZS<<<]

- Melvins Bong
- Melvins Alarm Clock (plays Grinding Process)
- Melvins Toe Nail Clippers
- Melvins Back Scratcher
- Melvins Beard Trimmer & Male Girdle Combo Pack
- Melvins Socks
- Melvins Marshmallows
- Melvins Temporary Tattoos
- Melvins 45 spacers (would actually be cool)
- Melvins Chrome Spork

[GrimReaper]

Melvins Colorform set with all the MuMus.

[dijk cheese]

life size kev doll

[Cowboy Jesus]

A Melvins golf bag for sure.

[Uncle Fester]

canned melvins meat!!!
oh wait...