Reports From The Melvins "Dog" Tour 2008 by Brian Walsby

[glen]

a nominee for most entertaining thread of 2008.

[dijk cheese]

a nominee for most entertaining thread of 2008.

"hi buzz you may know of me, moderator of melvins.net and star of 2008's most entertaining thread, glen"

[nothintothenotice]

GLEN IS THE BEST

[pinkyslim]

Pinkyslim is a blathering twat that wouldn't say shit to a persons face.

I will be in Los Angeles tomorrow to see QUI and The Heroine Sheiks at Spaceland.
Try me.

[FartLips]

pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.

find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!

[pinkyslim]

pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!

How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest  and most hip MELVINS fanatic.  No one is as witty or with it like you. Better?

Give me a break!  I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis

Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes.  I just call them out

[Idlehanz]

pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!

How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest  and most hip MELVINS fanatic.  No one is as witty or with it like you. Better?

Give me a break!  I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis

Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes.  I just call them out

Farty has been around here a lot more than you have.  Implying that he's to serious and to uptight is ridiculous, and shows that you really don't know what your talking about.    You've had barely anything to say that isn't an insult directed at someone.  You sit there at your desk calling everyone a pussy, trying to be all cool and hard and shit.  Or whatever it is your trying to be.  Its getting stupid.  Chill the hell out and try not to be such a bitch.

Now, go on and say something back to me about being a pussy, or call me out, or call me a drama queen or something.  Say something sarcastic and witty.  We'll all fall to our knee's and heap praise on you for being a tough chick.  Christ, enough's enough.   Go be cool somewhere else.

[FartLips]

walsby was wrong. pinky is the future.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Pinkyslim is a blathering twat that wouldn't say shit to a persons face.

I will be in Los Angeles tomorrow to see QUI and The Heroine Sheiks at Spaceland.
Try me.

Hehe, what do you look like?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!

How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest  and most hip MELVINS fanatic.  No one is as witty or with it like you. Better?

Give me a break!  I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis

Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes.  I just call them out

Farty has been around here a lot more than you have.  Implying that he's to serious and to uptight is ridiculous, and shows that you really don't know what your talking about.    You've had barely anything to say that isn't an insult directed at someone.  You sit there at your desk calling everyone a pussy, trying to be all cool and hard and shit.  Or whatever it is your trying to be.  Its getting stupid.  Chill the hell out and try not to be such a bitch.

Now, go on and say something back to me about being a pussy, or call me out, or call me a drama queen or something.  Say something sarcastic and witty.  We'll all fall to our knee's and heap praise on you for being a tough chick.  Christ, enough's enough.   Go be cool somewhere else.

"But Idlehandz, you totally don't understand, Pinkyslim is telling it like it is!  She's tough on a computer, a rebel, like Dottie!  No pussiness for her!"
Heheh. 

[FartLips]

Pinkyslim is a blathering twat that wouldn't say shit to a persons face.

I will be in Los Angeles tomorrow to see QUI and The Heroine Sheiks at Spaceland.
Try me.

Hehe, what do you look like?

you going, bMan? ask jesse, the bassist for heroine sheiks, about his other band, stnnng. great fucking band. or just yell out "KEEP ROWING!"

[pinkyslim]

pinky, you're posts usually consist of unwarranted and pathetic attempts to shock and even less entertaining attempts at putting down people for no other reason than to make you feel better about yourself. you act as if you hate this place and the people here, but you keep coming back. that's kinda creepy.
find something more constructive to do with your life, like maybe finish your homework or play with your magnetix. OR JUST CHILL OUT, DUDE!!!

How about this..
Fart lips you are the coolest  and most hip MELVINS fanatic.  No one is as witty or with it like you. Better?

Give me a break!  I love this place mainly because posters such as you are WAYYY to serious and uptight.
It is amazing how you use US and We and so politically correct. Makes me want to barf.
Lighten up francis

Remember, even MELVIN listeners can be A-holes.  I just call them out

Farty has been around here a lot more than you have.  Implying that he's to serious and to uptight is ridiculous, and shows that you really don't know what your talking about.    You've had barely anything to say that isn't an insult directed at someone.  You sit there at your desk calling everyone a pussy, trying to be all cool and hard and shit.  Or whatever it is your trying to be.  Its getting stupid.  Chill the hell out and try not to be such a bitch.

Now, go on and say something back to me about being a pussy, or call me out, or call me a drama queen or something.  Say something sarcastic and witty.  We'll all fall to our knee's and heap praise on you for being a tough chick.  Christ, enough's enough.   Go be cool somewhere else.

Ok here we go.
You droped the word WE 'LL which is weird and fraternity like.
You also call me BITCH.  Have I slandered you?
I do not try to be anything other than brutally honest.
Most melvin.net posters are frat dicks who have to pile dump.

The good ones:
                         Glenn
                         Blewis
                         Rev. Mike
                         The crybaby
                         Anaconda
                         Molsok
                         Gray Harbor Mafia
                         notinthenotice
                         Grim Reaper
                         Paul

The gentlemen/nerds on the board who wear pussy loafers to work:

                         OLD FART LIPS
                         Cara-very square and no humor.
                         Idealhanz
                         Meadling crybabby


I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

                     
           

[Idlehanz]

I wrote a whole thing out, but I'll just pm it to you.  I don't want to start one one these arguments within a thread.  We had enough of those already.

[nothintothenotice]

THANKS PINKY! wow this board is the best. cant we all get along, i know that sounds stupid as hell, but were all here for the same reason. i find everybodys posts pretty interesting, ALTHOUGH....i pretty much despise UNCLE FESTER. and glen is still my hero

[FartLips]

I do not try to be anything other than brutally honest.          

yep. i went back and read some of your past posts and have to say you are spot on. brutally honest and not a damn thing otherwise. have some cookies, double d.