Reports From The Melvins "Dog" Tour 2008 by Brian Walsby

[(PAUL)]

Wow, Glen is right, this is thread of the year material.

[FartLips]

The good ones:
                         Glenn
                         Blewis
                         Rev. Mike
                         The crybaby
                         Anaconda
                         Molsok
                         Gray Harbor Mafia
                         notinthenotice

The gentlemen/nerds on the board who wear pussy loafers to work:

                         OLD FART LIPS
                         Cara-very square and no humor.
                         Idealhanz
                         Meadling crybabby


                    
          

smooch smooch suck suck suck.

[Buick GN]

I had no idea that pinkyslim was a female. 

[Idlehanz]

Are pussy loafers comfortable?  They sound like they are.

[FartLips]

Are pussy loafers comfortable?  They sound like they are.

you'd be pussyfootin' it!

[Mad Arab]

The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.

[FartLips]

thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need.  these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.

[pinkyslim]

The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.

that would be whomever

[pinkyslim]

thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need.  these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.

tough times?
I am just warming up.
Lay on the brew, vicodin, weed and xanax and I will have OLd FRAT  Lips in tears.

[FartLips]

The "Farting Thread" was the most entertaining thread of the year, Glen. Not this one. Whoever is giving Fartlips a hard time should be ashamed of themselves. I got your back back man.

that would be whomever

ZING!

was that something you learned today in class?

[Jozzy]

Most melvin.net posters are frat dicks who have to pile dump.

Sooo are you saying you are an Omega Mu?

[Dr.Benway]

I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

Typical.  Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

Typical.  Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend

Hehe, I remember at a ministry show a guy got PUMMELED by a meathead after his girl 'fell' into some guy, and then acted like the poor sap touched her in a bad place.  The meathead got ejected eventually.

[FartLips]

thanks buzzo and all who come to my aid in time of need.  these are tough times. she'll calm down now, icarly is on nickelodeon right now.

tough times?
I am just warming up.
Lay on the brew, vicodin, weed and xanax and I will have OLd FRAT  Lips in tears.

huh?  did that sentence make any sense?   for overuse of emoticons.

[pinkyslim]

I will be with my better half tomorrow at QUI/SHEIKS and wearing a red shirt with black boots and a skirt.
38 DD and my man looks like Matt Dillon meets Pee Wee Herman

Typical.  Blah blah blah...and if you've got a problem with that, talk to my boyfriend

not at all dude.  My man is a lover not a fighter.
My sweethert loves when I get a chance to riff on a loser or make friends with a cool dude who burns. /