Melvins Evangelism

[turnacus]

So, what do you do to spread the Gospel?

I know I've gotten more than a handful o folks deep into the band. And I found out my cousin was (not through me) listening to them.

[suck poppet]

I like to put Melvins on at bars with internets jukebox. They have Stoner Witch, Houdini,and sometimes Stag , so I put on Hag Me usually.

[Idlehanz]

I just paid $50 towards a childrens  charity on the local radio stations ( 101.1 KUFO in Portland )Rockathon ( benefitting Trillium Family Services Parry Center for Children) to hear Dog Island

And that's how I spread the word.

[GrimReaper]

You should be a Saint.

[Smoghler]

I'm just a follower, hehe

[norecess]

I'm just a follower, hehe

Infected by me, gna gna. It was the gluey porch treatment that turned Smoghler into the slave he is now.

[nothintothenotice]

I like to put Melvins on at bars with internets jukebox. They have Stoner Witch, Houdini,and sometimes Stag , so I put on Hag Me usually.

i always play at the stake at the bar....people seem to like it....then a bunch of stag

[Stone Prophet]

I just can't stop talking about them to everyone...

[Captain CoryCory]

I play whatever album's on me at the time. And I tell them about the Nirvana connection. Oh, people looooooove that NIRVANA CRACK.

[cara]

I just play it while driving with people and then they can't escape it. I also convinced my friend to buy Stoner Witch once becuase it was on sale for six dollars.

[black stallion]

i tell people Buzz killed Cobain

[dead mike]

i tell people Buzz killed Cobain

with a "hot shot."

[FartLips]

he's number one with a bullet.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I pass out pamphlets and scream at people that they're going to die if they don't listen.

[Dr.Benway]

I've phoned in numerous requests to the local college radio station over the years.  They've never filled those requests.  I called in to the station's Thursday night Metal show to request them once, they laughed and said "who?'.