Melvins is Gay

Started by the melvins, August 08, 2003, 04:27:22 PM

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the melvins

this mother fucker made a site on how he thinks how gay the melvins are.

http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/

sign his guestbook and give him a piece of ur mind and tell him the melvins arent gay.

turnacus

You are probably saddened by the fact Friends is going off the air, aren't you?
Van Hagar

the melvins

Quote from: turnacusYou are probably saddened by the fact Friends is going off the air, aren't you?

i hate friends.
why do you ask?

turnacus

Because you have no sense of humor, or maybe I'm missing sarcasm in your post or something.
Van Hagar

Dr. Gonzo


Ed

Melvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A:  Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly.  Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.



Classic.

HONKY

you gotta be fuckin kidding me.what the fuck are you talking about.jesus christ, this topic is the lamest, most immature bullshit i've seen yet!Save that kind of garbage for a fuckin' good charlotte messageboard or some shit, and jump down and kiss the ground and thank god you are privaleged enough to even listen to the mighty MELVINS!!!!!!!!!!!

huber

that loose ass thing should be on their ipecac bio.

Beto Brasil

Trading music since 1999 :

Update : http://www.themelvins.net/beto/DVD.htm

klump

oh, my fucking god...if you dont get that joke i wonder how you can remember to breathe or understand the melvins music...
BUT , the topic could be a really  genius scam, and since the line between pure idiocy and pure genius is quite thin im just going to release a rear end salute... :idea:

BuzzBorn

I allways thought the site was funny it was oubvisouly a joke! if they were beung serious it wouldent be linked through www.themelvins.net

TheSpankDaddy


Goldi

I think everyone knows this site:

http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/

Do you know what I really like about it...

This guy who did it can't write english and just look at his picture... I think he's the gayest person on earth...

Ed

Most common topic ever.

I still say it's a funny site, though.

mantra