NUDE WITH BOOTS VINYL?

[SCORBER23]

what about the new ultra supreme hyper limited Melvins underoos , modeled after the yellowish tightys that Dale used to play in..  those are rumored to be released through a special mail order offer with proof of purchase cut out of the Nude with boots vinyl sleeve.

yeah, who would dare cut out the proof of purchase?

dude, please tell me that you didn't actually believe this?     Don't you guys remember when Dale used to play in only tighty whiteys and garden gloves?  oh yeah i forgot you also might get a pair of mind blowing hyper melvins print garden gloves with your cut out proof of purchase.. so god damn ultra hyper that the gloves are limited to 1.  they are going to do the ol' name in the hat gig   good luck

[cara]

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! BOOTS IN VINYL!!!!

and oh my god look!!  it's BLACK vinyl

Hahaha. Shiiet.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[cara]

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[FartLips]

poopy.

[anaconda]

3 avatar punching .gifs comin right up!

[cara]

3 avatar punching .gifs comin right up!

Oh no you di'int.

[Uncle Fester]

cara buttholewoman
butthole cake
butthole river
butthole von fartface
quivering fart legs.

[Idlehanz]

what about the new ultra supreme hyper limited Melvins underoos , modeled after the yellowish tightys that Dale used to play in..  those are rumored to be released through a special mail order offer with proof of purchase cut out of the Nude with boots vinyl sleeve.

yeah, who would dare cut out the proof of purchase?

dude, please tell me that you didn't actually believe this?     Don't you guys remember when Dale used to play in only tighty whiteys and garden gloves?  oh yeah i forgot you also might get a pair of mind blowing hyper melvins print garden gloves with your cut out proof of purchase.. so god damn ultra hyper that the gloves are limited to 1.  they are going to do the ol' name in the hat gig   good luck

You haven't been here long enough to figure out certain people.  Farty is a smarty.   He knows better.

Oh yea, why'd you change yr name anyway Fartlips?

[FartLips]

what about the new ultra supreme hyper limited Melvins underoos , modeled after the yellowish tightys that Dale used to play in..  those are rumored to be released through a special mail order offer with proof of purchase cut out of the Nude with boots vinyl sleeve.

yeah, who would dare cut out the proof of purchase?

dude, please tell me that you didn't actually believe this?     Don't you guys remember when Dale used to play in only tighty whiteys and garden gloves?  oh yeah i forgot you also might get a pair of mind blowing hyper melvins print garden gloves with your cut out proof of purchase.. so god damn ultra hyper that the gloves are limited to 1.  they are going to do the ol' name in the hat gig   good luck

You haven't been here long enough to figure out certain people.  Farty is a smarty.   He knows better.

Oh yea, why'd you change yr name anyway Fartlips?

new year. sounded good. and scorber23, i of course didn't believe it, just wanted to forward your notion. also listened to cherubs - heroin man today. why is every song so fucking great?

[(the) Razor]

i'm making a fist punching amination with his avatar...hold on

USE THE DOOM PUNCH!!!!

[FartLips]

waiting...

[anaconda]

[FartLips]

that's a mighty big fist you gots there.

[SCORBER23]

that's a mighty big fist you gots there.

Damn that punch gif is fucking rad!   true guys I have not been here very long, I was not fully sure if Farty thought I was serious, I didn't really think so.. but just wanted to make sure I wasn't starting some insane rumor.. It was obviously a outrageous claim. I see you all got the humor, just adding onto the whole super secret hyper release thing. Lately this Melvins merch has gotten insane and damn expensive.  as well there is some sort of 12" that Haze at Amrep is doing this year with the Melvins which is not a rumor.   thanks for being cool