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old Melvins shirts wanted
« on: August 17, 2009, 06:57:19 PM »
(Sieg) Howdy. I am new to the boards and am searching desperately for older Melvins shirts, preferably in size XL, but Large will do as well. I will pay good money for them if they are in good shape
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 03:47:15 AM »
Yeah.

Juan wants a size large one with Christopher Lee as Dracula on the front. I won one on ebay one time even though it was XL hoping it'd be a small XL.....sadly the damn thing was huge so I had to sell it on. I'm ALWAYS on the look out for one of those bad-boys.

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 12:16:22 PM »
i would love to have that old red eyed blue vampire melvins shirt, especially if it were small or medium sized.  probably one of my favorite graphics they've had.

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 12:26:58 PM »
Yeah.

Juan wants a size large one with Christopher Lee as Dracula on the front. I won one on ebay one time even though it was XL hoping it'd be a small XL.....sadly the damn thing was huge so I had to sell it on. I'm ALWAYS on the look out for one of those bad-boys.

what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.
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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2009, 08:44:34 AM »
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons.

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2009, 09:41:13 AM »
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons. garden snakes.

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 09:47:36 AM »
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons. garden snakes.

I see JZS would like a leg-drop from Juan.

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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2009, 09:49:41 AM »
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons. garden snakes.

I see JZS would like a leg-drop from Juan.


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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2009, 09:59:31 AM »
34" pythons? Leg drops? Sounds like Juan has a touch of the Hulkamania.

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2009, 02:53:02 PM »
Eggnog:
http://cgi.ebay.com/MELVINS-EGGNOG-SHIRT-XL-SOUTHERN-LORD-SLEEP-OM-BORIS_W0QQitemZ250483239097QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_MC_Shirts?hash=item3a51f6e8b9&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Who ever is bidding against me on this, you can have it......I love that shirt but $80 (w/shipping) is my limit.  :cheers:

I was one of those people, but I crapped out at $30. Would pay more but can't afford it.
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2009, 03:08:07 PM »
Eggnog:
http://cgi.ebay.com/MELVINS-EGGNOG-SHIRT-XL-SOUTHERN-LORD-SLEEP-OM-BORIS_W0QQitemZ250483239097QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_MC_Shirts?hash=item3a51f6e8b9&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Who ever is bidding against me on this, you can have it......I love that shirt but $80 (w/shipping) is my limit.  :cheers:

I was one of those people, but I crapped out at $30. Would pay more but can't afford it.

Sometimes you gotta just let it go. :( 

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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2009, 05:45:28 PM »
oldest one i have is the fanclub kite drawing. and i'm not letting go of it, no matter how it fits(fits like a glove, latex.)
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Re: old Melvins shirts wanted
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2009, 05:41:08 AM »
34" pythons? Leg drops? Sounds like Juan has a touch of the Hulkamania.

No chance!

Hulk was a big sissy!!!

Juan was strictly a Paul "Mr Wonderful" Orndorff & Rowdy Roddy Piper fan!

Juan will forget about the leg-drop and jus PILEDRIVE JZS's skinny ass!!!!