old Melvins shirts wanted

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PrickHonky

(Sieg) Howdy. I am new to the boards and am searching desperately for older Melvins shirts, preferably in size XL, but Large will do as well. I will pay good money for them if they are in good shape
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

Juan

Yeah.

Juan wants a size large one with Christopher Lee as Dracula on the front. I won one on ebay one time even though it was XL hoping it'd be a small XL.....sadly the damn thing was huge so I had to sell it on. I'm ALWAYS on the look out for one of those bad-boys.

Smoghler

"They were playing guitars and getting loud and they spilled beer on Jesus" (Daniel Johnston)

CaptainPungent

i would love to have that old red eyed blue vampire melvins shirt, especially if it were small or medium sized.  probably one of my favorite graphics they've had.

glen

Quote from: Juan on August 18, 2009, 04:47:15 AM
Yeah.

Juan wants a size large one with Christopher Lee as Dracula on the front. I won one on ebay one time even though it was XL hoping it'd be a small XL.....sadly the damn thing was huge so I had to sell it on. I'm ALWAYS on the look out for one of those bad-boys.

what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Juan

Quote from: glen on August 19, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons.

>>>JZS<<<

Quote from: Juan on August 20, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
Quote from: glen on August 19, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons. garden snakes.

Juan

Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on August 20, 2009, 10:41:13 AM
Quote from: Juan on August 20, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
Quote from: glen on August 19, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons. garden snakes.

I see JZS would like a leg-drop from Juan.

>>>JZS<<<

Quote from: Juan on August 20, 2009, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on August 20, 2009, 10:41:13 AM
Quote from: Juan on August 20, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
Quote from: glen on August 19, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
what the hell you mean L??  emo boys wear small shirts.  ONLY small shirts.

Juan has 34 inch pythons. garden snakes.

I see JZS would like a leg-drop from Juan.


I'm straight dude.

MIVSY

34" pythons? Leg drops? Sounds like Juan has a touch of the Hulkamania.


PrickHonky

What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

>>>JZS<<<


FartLips

oldest one i have is the fanclub kite drawing. and i'm not letting go of it, no matter how it fits(fits like a glove, latex.)
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

Juan

Quote from: Cato Fong on August 20, 2009, 10:59:31 AM
34" pythons? Leg drops? Sounds like Juan has a touch of the Hulkamania.

No chance!

Hulk was a big sissy!!!

Juan was strictly a Paul "Mr Wonderful" Orndorff & Rowdy Roddy Piper fan!

Juan will forget about the leg-drop and jus PILEDRIVE JZS's skinny ass!!!!