reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired

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PrickHonky

#30
August 30, 2009, 12:47:47 AM
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

GrimReaper

#31
August 30, 2009, 01:29:22 AM



Joe got canned because Buzz and Dale didn't want to give him any of the Atlantic Records signing money.

Uncle Danny

#32
August 30, 2009, 05:17:22 PM

DC

#33
August 30, 2009, 05:32:19 PM
I was born in the wrong decade.

bUTTHOLEmAN

#34
August 30, 2009, 05:48:52 PM
Didn't Fart meet her once?  I saw her a year or so ago, looks just as good.
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!

"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

Uncle Danny

#35
August 30, 2009, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 30, 2009, 05:48:52 PM
Didn't Fart meet her once?  I saw her a year or so ago, looks just as good.
Who is she playing with these days?  Still Watt?

bUTTHOLEmAN

#36
August 30, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
Yep, I assume she's got other projects going as well. 
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!

"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

Uncle Danny

#37
August 30, 2009, 08:08:45 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 30, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
Yep, I assume she's got other projects going as well. 

Maybe, maybe not.  Last I heard she got like some fancy economics degree and was doing Hollywood sound editing to pay the bills.  She may not have a lot of time for multiple musical projects.

Like Stee

#38
August 30, 2009, 09:40:22 PM
From Watt's Twitter page:

me and k just finished the last song for our next dos album!
3:38 AM Jun 4th from web
satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Bitches of Copacabana

#39
August 31, 2009, 03:11:16 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on August 29, 2009, 01:21:33 PM
the melvins need another female bass player!
"Be-bop boot and shoe, ding dong the bell has been rang."

black stallion

#40
August 31, 2009, 04:01:05 AM
female/flexible bass player 8)
Charmicarmicat:Bastards

(the) Razor

#41
August 31, 2009, 04:37:21 AM
Why stop there?

Buzz, Dale, Bassist out.

Hot chicks in.

Hey they wouldn't be the only band still going with no original members in it:

Don't click this

FartLips

#42
August 31, 2009, 07:12:36 AM
kira could give me the 10 and 1/2 any day!  and yeah, she's still really hot!
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

norecess

#43
August 31, 2009, 07:16:54 AM
one day she'll be dead cold...

Captain CoryCory

#44
August 31, 2009, 09:25:43 AM
Quote from: Razor on August 31, 2009, 04:37:21 AM
Why stop there?

Buzz, Dale, Bassist out.

Hot chicks in.

Hey they wouldn't be the only band still going with no original members in it:



Is that Trivium?  Zao and Napalm death also apply in that. :lol:
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