new recruit to the Melvins Army!

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PrickHonky

I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan!  I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday.  :toke:
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

Buick GN

Hello Boss.

I'm sick and can't make it in today/tonight.

(Buzz and Dale don't come around that often)

PrickHonky

Quote from: Buick on August 31, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
Hello Boss.

I'm sick and can't make it in today/tonight.

(Buzz and Dale don't come around that often)

Good point, I will do my best to convince her.
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

FartLips

Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan!  I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday.  :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)
Judy is mad.🤣

Buick GN

Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:48:40 PM
Quote from: Buick on August 31, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
Hello Boss.

I'm sick and can't make it in today/tonight.

(Buzz and Dale don't come around that often)

Good point, I will do my best to convince her.
Well..I just remembered clown might be on the bill, if so.. perhaps it wouldn't hurt to sit this one out.

Sorry to say.

PrickHonky

Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan!  I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday.  :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)

if I can sneak a camera into the House Of Blues I will, but I know they do serious pat downs(especially at Disney)
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

Buick GN


FartLips

Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan!  I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday.  :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)

if I can sneak a camera into the House Of Blues I will, but I know they do serious pat downs(especially at Disney)
no, no, no. pics of your GIRLFRIEND. :D
Judy is mad.🤣

PrickHonky

Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 07:02:44 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 31, 2009, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I would just like to say that as of yesterday(8/30/09), my girlfriend became an official Melvins fan!  I decided I was going to start her induction from the beginning and work my through to the end. So I started her with Mangled Demos from 1983 and we ended on Bullhead. When I see her tomorrow we will start with Eggnog and go from there. Sh really liked GPT and Bullhead and was impressed a 3 piece band could create that much heavy volume. I burnt her an "all purpose Melvins cd" that has 83 songs on it covering every album. If only she didn't have to work, she would be going with us to Orlando on Wednesday.  :toke:
pics or it didn't happen.(this is where it gets a little dark)

if I can sneak a camera into the House Of Blues I will, but I know they do serious pat downs(especially at Disney)
no, no, no. pics of your GIRLFRIEND. :D

those can only be seen in private messages my friend
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

>>>JZS<<<

Quote from: Buick on August 31, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
Disney just purchased Marvel!

:shock:

Jack Kirby is spinning in his grave....he probably puked first.  :?

seas of luck

Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.

molotov

I thought another new happy father on the board.

PrickHonky

Quote from: molotov on August 31, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
I thought another new happy father on the board.

hey man, don't wish that shit on me.
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

molotov

Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 10:36:58 PM
Quote from: molotov on August 31, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
I thought another new happy father on the board.

hey man, don't wish that shit on me.
Ok, I wish you will never have a children.

PrickHonky

What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.