new recruit to the Melvins Army!

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FartLips

#15
September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.
Judy is mad.🤣

glen

#16
September 01, 2009, 08:41:35 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.

just call me the poster child for viagra.

(next time you're at a MELVINS show look around. you'll get that joke)
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Uncle Fester

#17
September 01, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 01, 2009, 12:28:35 AM
Quote from: molotov on September 01, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
Quote from: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 10:36:58 PM
Quote from: molotov on August 31, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
I thought another new happy father on the board.

hey man, don't wish that shit on me.
Ok, I wish you will never have a children.

thank you.
isn't molotov great???

bUTTHOLEmAN

#19
September 02, 2009, 08:00:41 PM
Quote from: norecess on September 02, 2009, 05:14:13 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 01, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
isn't molotov great???

there is a small side as well.


Deer norecess,

Your pal bhm
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!

"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

PrickHonky

#20
September 04, 2009, 05:05:55 PM
after seeing Melvins live on the 3rd, my girlfriend is now even more of a Melvins fan than she was before we went. So much so that I even had to order her one of the Eggnog ladies' shirts since she loves the form fitting shirts
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

(the) Razor

#21
September 05, 2009, 06:39:10 AM
Get her on the BSS!  :lol:
Don't click this

Juan

#22
September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.

glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.

As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.

PrickHonky

#23
September 05, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.

glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.

As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.

obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

Buick GN

#24
September 05, 2009, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 05, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.

glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.

As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.

obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two
If you ignore him..perhaps he'll go away.

PrickHonky

#25
September 05, 2009, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: Buick on September 05, 2009, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 05, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.

glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.

As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.

obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two
If you ignore him..perhaps he'll go away.

yeah, screw that little emo kid. I know my girlfriend is hot so his opinion doesn't matter
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

Green Honey

#26
September 05, 2009, 05:37:11 PM
Being attacked by acne? Clearitol is your weapon.

PrickHonky

#27
September 05, 2009, 06:25:43 PM
Constipation got you down? Try Metamucil
What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?

Turn around mister, and never trust a girl giving her donuts away for free.

FartLips

#28
September 06, 2009, 02:40:51 AM
election got you puckered?  try passports!
Judy is mad.🤣

Juan

#29
September 06, 2009, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 05, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 05, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 01, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on August 31, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
Everytime a female likes the Melvins an angel gets it's wings.
and glen gets a boner.

glen gets a boner everytime I the mighty and amazing Grandmaster Juan posts.

As for the "angel's get wings" thing........I take it you haven't seen any female Melvins fans? They look like a cross between Medusa and King Kong Bundy.

obviously you have never seen my girlfriend as she doesn't look like either one of those two

How about a cross between Aretha Franklin and George "The Animal" Steel?
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