next studio album?

Started by Leroy, August 31, 2009, 07:46:44 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

black stallion

yeah, i can perfectly understand what you meant.with bad experience i was referring to the Porn/Mezbow release
Charmicarmicat:Bastards

Mad Arab

Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 04, 2009, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 03, 2009, 05:33:12 PM
You don't dis the Nature Boy.

How can you NOT diss someone with tits that flabby????

He'd break your emo skinny pants wearing body in half if you dissed him to his face.

Leroy

Quote from: black stallion on September 04, 2009, 11:24:36 AM
yeah, i can perfectly understand what you meant.with bad experience i was referring to the Porn/Mezbow release


Could you hear any guitar or vocals in the porn/merzbow release?  or at least any drums?

Bitches of Copacabana

I feel Melvins/Merzbow is inevitable.  I'm thinking the noise parts of H.A.T., a little bit of C.O.D., but mostly the cover of "Venus in Furs."

:microwave: :microwave: :microwave:
"Be-bop boot and shoe, ding dong the bell has been rang."

Juan

Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 04, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 04, 2009, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 03, 2009, 05:33:12 PM
You don't dis the Nature Boy.

How can you NOT diss someone with tits that flabby????

He'd break your emo skinny pants wearing body in half if you dissed him to his face.


I'd choke him to death with his own flabby tits.

black stallion

Quote from: Leroy on September 06, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: black stallion on September 04, 2009, 11:24:36 AM
yeah, i can perfectly understand what you meant.with bad experience i was referring to the Porn/Mezbow release


Could you hear any guitar or vocals in the porn/merzbow release?  or at least any drums?
nope but also if the quality was better the album would have been disappointing for me because i was expecting something new and not just a remix of WW&S.i think that album is disappointing also for this reason
Charmicarmicat:Bastards

Uncle Fester

Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 06, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 04, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 04, 2009, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 03, 2009, 05:33:12 PM
You don't dis the Nature Boy.

How can you NOT diss someone with tits that flabby????

He'd break your emo skinny pants wearing body in half if you dissed him to his face.


I'd choke him to death with his own flabby tits.

:lol:

Juan

Quote from: Uncle Fester on September 06, 2009, 12:42:26 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 06, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 04, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Juan on September 04, 2009, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 03, 2009, 05:33:12 PM
You don't dis the Nature Boy.

How can you NOT diss someone with tits that flabby????

He'd break your emo skinny pants wearing body in half if you dissed him to his face.


I'd choke him to death with his own flabby tits.

:lol:


According to Grandmaster Juan's calculations, he should be able to wrap Ric Flairs tits around his neck approximately 7 times. During this time Flair will pass out and die. Unlike Brutus Beefcake Grandmaster Juan will not humiliate Flair and cut off his hair as his long flabby tits are humiliating enough.

Mad Arab

Since most emo's suffer from vitamin and mineral deficencies and Juan being no exception, The Nature Boy would only have to apply the figure 4 leglock mere seconds before Juan's brittle tibia and fibia's snap like balsa wood. Low calcium, you see...

the rest of the 4 horsemen would then decimate the broken Juan leftovers and shave his greasy head.

Juan

Quote from: Joe Freakin' Deutrom! on September 07, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Since most emo's suffer from vitamin and mineral deficencies and Juan being no exception, The Nature Boy would only have to apply the figure 4 leglock mere seconds before Juan's brittle tibia and fibia's snap like balsa wood. Low calcium, you see...

the rest of the 4 horsemen would then decimate the broken Juan leftovers and shave his greasy head.


The Four Horsemen were girls.

Only ONE man was the master of the figure four leglock and that was Greg Valentine!

Ric Flair was just a poor man's Greg Valentine......example..... The Hammer was raking in the cash and whoopin ass in the WWF while Flair was prancing around like a fairy and waving his flabby tits making peanuts in the NWA.

Only after Valentine retired did Flair dare come to the WWF/WWE

If Flair gave me a figuer four leglock I'd snap his friggin legs like a toothpick with my Emo tree-trunks! And as I said earlier I'd then choke him to death with his flabby 9 foot tits......AFTER I crush his flabby ass neck with a piledriver Orndorff stylee!


Juan

Check out Flair's AMAZING puppies!







Now HERE was a real wrestler!!!


Mad Arab

Greg Valentine looks like a post menopausal woman. Flair was the master of the figure four. Leave it to an emo music and fashion lover to be a fan of a post menopausal woman like Valentine. It's also obvious you get moist thinking about Ravishing Rick Rude.


>>>JZS<<<

  :shock:               

 
                                                        http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=11978.0












Uncle Fester

sometimes I wish juans post were in an audio format so I could laugh even harder.

I am the Sun

Quote from: Leroy on September 04, 2009, 09:04:55 AM
haha, no I didn't have a bad experience with Merzbow.  His stuff is not really my thing (except the beat-oriented material), but he could still bring some creativity to the table, and might be good as long as it's not a free-form noise record (like COD).  What I meant was that it would be cool to have subtle amounts of noise, while still being able to hear the drums/guitar/bass/vocals.   



A Merzbow/Melvins (Merzvins?) album would be good if Merzbow approached the collaboration in the same way he approached the Rock Dream album he did with Boris