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which is your favorite of the 3 solo albums?

King Buzzo
10 (17.9%)
Dale Crover
38 (67.9%)
Joe Preston
8 (14.3%)

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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2009, 12:35:15 PM »
The size of the font corresponds to Buzz's hate.
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2009, 12:39:40 PM »
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 03:55:51 AM »
why is Joe's name in such huge font on the back of Lysol while the Dale's is small and Buzz'z is tiny? Was it to make Joe feel special or did he whine about it?

The lenses in Joe's glasses were so thick everything looked smaller. If his name wasn't written so large he wouldn't know he was on the record. They were also the reason he played so slowly.
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2009, 04:37:52 PM »
why is Joe's name in such huge font on the back of Lysol while the Dale's is small and Buzz'z is tiny? Was it to make Joe feel special or did he whine about it?

The lenses in Joe's glasses were so thick everything looked smaller. If his name wasn't written so large he wouldn't know he was on the record. They were also the reason he played so slowly.

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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2009, 07:28:35 PM »
every time we have this thread i pick a different favorite

i think its just which phase im in eaxch time the thread rolls around


at first it was joe dale buzz

then it was dale joe buzz

now its dale buzz joe

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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 07:48:13 PM »
King Buzzo  4 (14.8%)
Dale Crover  20 (74.1%)
Joe Preston  3 (11.1%)
 
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 09:09:13 PM »
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 10:04:15 PM »
buzz(cause of isabella)
dale
joe

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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 10:55:50 PM »
Definitely Dale, Joe, Buzz.  Dale's is quality straight through.  Hands First Flower is serious heaviness in all its glory.  Porg and Skeeter are just filler.  King Buzzo could have been so much better.  That drums on Skeeter are fenomenal especially when you consider that Dave Grohl never plays double kick pedals, but it kind of seems wasted when you put Dave's story telling over the top of it.  It was funny the first time I heard it.  It hasn't been funny even once since then.
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2009, 12:00:54 AM »
Joe's is ok but sounds rushed to me.

If I remember correctly, they ( Buzz or Dale....it was in an interview somewhere )said he kept putting it off, like it was a homework assignment. 

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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2009, 12:35:10 AM »
Joe's is ok but sounds rushed to me.

If I remember correctly, they ( Buzz or Dale....it was in an interview somewhere )said he kept putting it off, like it was a homework assignment. 

i think it was buzz.

buzz's solo album on the other hand, doesn't sound rushed AT ALL.

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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2009, 12:36:50 AM »
Yea, I give Buzz a CLOSE second to Dale's....I just really love Respite and Hurter to the point of listening to them both over and over when I put that album in.

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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2009, 12:31:40 PM »
Am I the only one who would like to see Buzz and Dale perform their solo stuff live as a kind of "warm-up" set before they play a real Melvins set?
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2009, 01:12:47 PM »
BUzz. the Isabella drum beat.
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Re: buzz vs dale vs joe
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2010, 12:44:50 AM »
Dead Wipe is such a good song, definitely would make my best of Melvins compilation.