the Melvins Army fanclub

[Braykfast]

Also being people not like us, and just having held my love's hair back while she puked, I would like to join the melvins army. 

[(the) flutter nuts]

Yea, me also.

Actually, this place is pretty much an army, our memberships and dues are just paid to records , cd's , live shows

[Illusionator]

Can I join the Melvins conscientious objectors?

[EvilNewWarGod]

Can I join the Melvins conscientious objectors?

You can be like Charles Bronson in the Death Wish movies, he was a conscientious objector during the Korean War 

[brian]

Thanks to Jules, here is the long sought after Pissing In the Wind #4

http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf

[buddy holiday]

Thanks to Jules, here is the long sought after Pissing In the Wind #4

http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf

cool! thanks to both of you.

[skyodi]

Thanks to Jules, here is the long sought after Pissing In the Wind #4

http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT. hilarity in black and white

edit: hahaha, in the melvins stuff section they call dale "daledoe"... my buddy got one of his sticks at a show and we've always called it the daledoe. koolbeenz

[Buick GN]

I received my patch approximately 5 weeks ago.

Finally

[Hortense]

I received my patch approximately 5 weeks ago.

Finally

How long ago did you send away for it?  How can I join this army? 

[Dumpster D]

what!!! Damn it, Sighn me up!!!

tell me where to sighn my life away to the melvins army!

HUT!!!! I wana join the melvins army after all these years still.

get melvins tattoos and shit, be all harcore mauhn!!! 

then when I am all seriously old and my wrinkled tattoos I can be like; huh-huh-huh, yeah man, melvins were killer! 

[vince furnier]

http://melvins.com/signup

from Melvins official on fb.

[))))((((]

I'm not really sure there is any point in joining. Don't we just get all the news here and on the FB account?

[Snivlemdotcom]

I'm not really sure there is any point in joining. Don't we just get all the news here and on the FB account?

Social media heavily throttles Melvins posts. Most posts reach less than 5% of followers, many posts even less than that. On top of that, it's plain to see that these platforms are in rapid decline. Users are bailing en masse, so it's not a viable way of communicating.

This email list is for people who are interested in hearing directly from the band. We're hoping that it becomes a better alternative for getting the word out about things.

[))))((((]

I'm not really sure there is any point in joining. Don't we just get all the news here and on the FB account?

Social media heavily throttles Melvins posts. Most posts reach less than 5% of followers, many posts even less than that. On top of that, it's plain to see that these platforms are in rapid decline. Users are bailing en masse, so it's not a viable way of communicating.

This email list is for people who are interested in hearing directly from the band. We're hoping that it becomes a better alternative for getting the word out about things.

Hmm, i see your point. I think it would be okay perhaps for more casual fans. But i suspect that most of the hardcore fans (of which probably frequent this site or other Melvins dedicated fan sites) would tend to already keep on top of any new releases or forthcoming ventures. Although having said that, i am surprised occasionally when a clear fan of the band isn't aware that something new is out or has been out for a few weeks! Perhaps i'm a bit weird but i just check the sites directly and don't pay attention to news feeds or such to notify me.

[))))((((]

Well ... i signed up! I like the idea of news but i hope we don't get spammed too much or email addresses sold off to third parties or whatever it is that those types of folk do with them.