Boristany

[deatheats]

Boristany is a religion founded in 1991 by avid followers of Buzz Osbourne (most notably Tom Connor). The core belief is faith in the divine power of Boris, and revering this ahead of all aspects of life. The religion derives its name from the Melvins (which Buzz is a member of) song of the same name (Boris). The song in question is widely regarded amongst Boristonians as a musical prophecy, to guide them through their lives. Their chosen God, Buzz Osbourne, is known for his wild, grey afro-hair and tendency to become infinitely sweaty (and consequently wise) during concerts, especially during "Boris". 'The Riff', as it is referred to by followers, is regarded as the best riff in the history of humankind- it is not uncommon for followers to pray regularly to 'the riff'.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Boristany

[gesundheit]

El Hombre is a god!

[nothintothenotice]

where or how do i sign up?

[Mad Arab]

I am the Prophet Indeed!

[TheLegitMan93]

Holy shit, I love Uncyclopedia. I want to become a follower also to fill the void in my life. And worship the Melvins.

[the ether bunny]

the uncyclopedia is new to me. thanks on two fronts, deatheats. 

[jules]

Boristany is a religion founded in 1991 by avid followers of Buzz Osbourne

The missing extra letter is you.

[dijk cheese]

i want in.

[>>>JZS<<<]

               I prefer to follow The Church Of Night Goat ,founded in the year of our Goat,nineteen and ninety two.
                                 Yea, listen to the sound book of Amrep, Scale 44:00, in the edition of one thousand.
For the riffages within' will clean thy nose and lift the up to make teeth growl and give the power to hold the bar down !

               

               

[jules]

               I prefer to follow The Church Of Night Goat ,founded in the year of our Goat,nineteen and ninety two.
                                 Yea, listen to the sound book of Amrep, Scale 44:00, in the edition of one thousand.
For the riffages within' will clean thy nose and lift the up to make teeth growl and give the power to hold the bar down !

               

               

Hellelujah!! 

[deatheats]

Isn't that night goat's cousin, day goat?   They are always getting confused for one another.


"Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike

[jules]

Isn't that night goat's cousin, day goat?   They are always getting confused for one another.


"Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike