New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon

[SeattleSam]

It's getting a little ridiculous.  

I wouldn't be surprised if a super-variant-hologram foil version comes out.

[anaconda]

source?

[SeattleSam]

It's a Haze Xl original.   The voices told me.  And mints did.   And Matt Lukin too.

[EvilNewWarGod]

Is it possible to get one of these for less than $100? Or are they all insanely overpriced?

[anaconda]

Cool. The Haze is the best letterpress cover so far

[Chowder Chucker]

This one is a super-duper rarity, made especially for "the real fans".
It wont feature any of the music from TBSM.
Side A will feature a recording of the Melvins laughing, snorting, and giggling.
Side B will feature a recording of the Melvins taking a limo ride to the bank.

[jules]

Oh, you make me laugh 

[SeattleSam]

Chowder Chucker has pledged $500 to buy the first copy of the new ultimate edition!  Thanks Chowder Chucker.

[jules]

Chowder, you should be the artist on the 11th variant (edition of 11 or something); have a word with Haze, see what he thinks! And save one for me.

[supernaut]

Chowder, you should be the artist on the 11th variant (edition of 11 or something); have a word with Haze, see what he thinks! And save one for me.

he will take a shit on each one individually. $$$ big buck$ on ebay, TBSM "Shit Sandwich" variant

[Chowder Chucker]

The Chowder edition will be amazing. The cover will feature a crayon drawing of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.  I will personally cover each copy with delicious splatters of passion fruit-flavored jizz. There will be several small "Scratch N' Taste" stickers placed in the tastiest spots. There wont be a dust cover included, instead, the record will rest on a luxurious bed of plucked beard hairs. These rare hairs will be the color of a beautiful mahogany sunrise, with the occasional stormy gray tossed in at random. 180 gram vinyl. Two different colors. Brown/yellow AKA "Doo-doo butter" and blood-red with dark spots AKA "Menstrual clumps".

Only $120 each, and going FAST!

[SeattleSam]

The Chowder edition will be amazing. The cover will feature a crayon drawing of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.  I will personally cover each copy with delicious splatters of passion fruit-flavored jizz. There will be several small "Scratch N' Taste" stickers placed in the tastiest spots. There wont be a dust cover included, instead, the record will rest on a luxurious bed of plucked beard hairs. These rare hairs will be the color of a beautiful mahogany sunrise, with the occasional stormy gray tossed in at random. 180 gram vinyl. Two different colors. Brown/yellow AKA "Doo-doo butter" and blood-red with dark spots AKA "Menstrual clumps".

Only $120 each, and going FAST!

That would probably sell well.

[jules]

The Chowder edition will be amazing. The cover will feature a crayon drawing of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.  I will personally cover each copy with delicious splatters of passion fruit-flavored jizz. There will be several small "Scratch N' Taste" stickers placed in the tastiest spots. There wont be a dust cover included, instead, the record will rest on a luxurious bed of plucked beard hairs. These rare hairs will be the color of a beautiful mahogany sunrise, with the occasional stormy gray tossed in at random. 180 gram vinyl. Two different colors. Brown/yellow AKA "Doo-doo butter" and blood-red with dark spots AKA "Menstrual clumps".

Only $120 each, and going FAST!

A question: how does one produce manmilk that is passion fruit-flavoured? Or is that a trade secret(ion)?

[Chowder Chucker]

You gotta eat a shit-ton of passion fruit....and not shoot any cum for days.

I am willing to suffer for this project, folks.

[FartLips]

You gotta eat a shit-ton of passion fruit....and not shoot any cum for days.

I am willing to suffer for this project, folks.

God bless you sir, you're a real fucking american!