ok ok, so this is probly a thread that has been kicked around here more than once..but..the decades have a-massed a throng of curious items.
(off the top of my head) We've seen a few interesting Melvins collectables come and go, some not-so-official as others, such as;
-Canned meat
-Melvins zippo
-packs of stag matches
-keyrings
-skateboard deck
-8-track
-Shoes
-Belt buckle
-two-headed monstrosity dolls
-Buzz box
-MELVINS blotter sheets
feel free to fill in on some stuff I've missed.
so, I wanted to do A thread for people to bullpen some of thier own concepts for melvins "products"/ "collectables".
some of you already went down this road for sure, I'm thinking about the "king buzzo" doll.
(one of the funniest quotes I read here was when discussing the possibility of a talking-pullstring king buzzo doll, and I forget who, but someone said; "only if it does Buzz's Laugh!" and I nearly crapped my pants laughing!!!)
I dunno, melvins brand shlock to me is like this; They are gonna make cheap plastic shit no matter what, It may as well say "melvins" on it.
The obvious choices are things like;
-creepy crover Gardening gloves/speedo dual pack!
-Melvins Desighner Mumu's
-King Buzzo wigs
(I'm suprised no one has put out action figures of the melvins yet, especially judging by the amount of melvins fans who grew up star wars)
-Blue Bullhead Condoms would be pretty funny!
I don't really have a good edge or direction myself, I want to see what you can come up with.
(I'm currently thinking of concepts that are worthless to begin with, things that serve no real purpose or have a completely asinine function..like those machines that can only just un-plug themselves for example, that is a very "melvinesque" kind of concept if you ask me.)
There's a ton of room here for things that could ONLY be MELVINS brand specific.
Let us see who comes up with the best ULTIMATE all-time Greatest idea/concept.