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Lurch

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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #165 on: March 02, 2012, 06:28:58 PM »
OH ZING!
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #166 on: March 02, 2012, 06:42:20 PM »
Quote from: homeless_dad on March 02, 2012, 06:25:41 PM
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: FartLips on February 29, 2012, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 29, 2012, 12:25:09 PM
Is 'Let Me Roll It' about McCartney's love for smoking Marijuana? He admitted just a few weeks ago about finally kicking the habit after using it for most of his life. Perhaps Linda didn't approve.  :-k
she kicked that breathing habit a few years ago.
and his last wife couldnt kick much of anything!
Careful with the Zingers.  You dont wanna get diabetes!
she was good at stump the band...
see you guys in hell.
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Again,a gorgeous tragedy approaches,in the wake of those thought contained.But sonic reverberations shake the very marrow of the fragile chamber of mans lifeforce,and again the minions quiver in fear,as daylight fails to come,and Melvins walk the battlefield,bored and hungry...

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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #167 on: March 02, 2012, 07:00:40 PM »
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 06:42:20 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on March 02, 2012, 06:25:41 PM
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: FartLips on February 29, 2012, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 29, 2012, 12:25:09 PM
Is 'Let Me Roll It' about McCartney's love for smoking Marijuana? He admitted just a few weeks ago about finally kicking the habit after using it for most of his life. Perhaps Linda didn't approve.  :-k
she kicked that breathing habit a few years ago.
and his last wife couldnt kick much of anything!
Careful with the Zingers.  You dont wanna get diabetes!
she was good at stump the band...
see you guys in hell.
you guys always have a leg up on me when it comes to jokes.
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #168 on: March 02, 2012, 08:28:34 PM »
Quote from: FartLips on March 02, 2012, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 06:42:20 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on March 02, 2012, 06:25:41 PM
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: FartLips on February 29, 2012, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 29, 2012, 12:25:09 PM
Is 'Let Me Roll It' about McCartney's love for smoking Marijuana? He admitted just a few weeks ago about finally kicking the habit after using it for most of his life. Perhaps Linda didn't approve.  :-k
she kicked that breathing habit a few years ago.
and his last wife couldnt kick much of anything!
Careful with the Zingers.  You dont wanna get diabetes!
she was good at stump the band...
see you guys in hell.
you guys always have a leg up on me when it comes to jokes.
didnt you watch her on limping with the stars?
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #169 on: March 03, 2012, 03:23:14 AM »
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 08:28:34 PM
Quote from: FartLips on March 02, 2012, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 06:42:20 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on March 02, 2012, 06:25:41 PM
Quote from: perzo))) on March 02, 2012, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: FartLips on February 29, 2012, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 29, 2012, 12:25:09 PM
Is 'Let Me Roll It' about McCartney's love for smoking Marijuana? He admitted just a few weeks ago about finally kicking the habit after using it for most of his life. Perhaps Linda didn't approve.  :-k
she kicked that breathing habit a few years ago.
and his last wife couldnt kick much of anything!
Careful with the Zingers.  You dont wanna get diabetes!
she was good at stump the band...
see you guys in hell.
you guys always have a leg up on me when it comes to jokes.
didnt you watch her on limping with the stars?

Careful making comments like that. Legally you wouldn't have a leg to stand on
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #170 on: March 03, 2012, 10:21:42 AM »
I just hurt myself laughing!

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #171 on: March 03, 2012, 02:32:22 PM »
didn't McCartney say something in one of his old songs like "I'd have to fuck a peg leg"?
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #172 on: March 04, 2012, 12:27:51 AM »
Quote from: Leroy on March 03, 2012, 02:32:22 PM
didn't McCartney say something in one of his old songs like "I'd have to fuck a peg leg"?

(I really shouldn't contribute but I've held back long enough)

She got weak in the knee after hearing that number.


                   

      I feel dirty....
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #173 on: March 04, 2012, 01:08:01 AM »
Quote from: homeless_dad on March 04, 2012, 12:27:51 AM
Quote from: Leroy on March 03, 2012, 02:32:22 PM
didn't McCartney say something in one of his old songs like "I'd have to fuck a peg leg"?

(I really shouldn't contribute but I've held back long enough)

She got weak in the knee after hearing that number.


                   

      I feel dirty....
you're not used to going out on a limb?
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #174 on: March 04, 2012, 01:45:01 AM »
man- this thread's really running out of legs...
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #175 on: March 04, 2012, 03:23:09 PM »
How's about an european tour of the Melvins Lite Trio in support of this new album?
Pretty please?
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #176 on: March 04, 2012, 10:51:18 PM »
I dont get it.
 where's the pun?
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #177 on: March 04, 2012, 11:42:47 PM »
Quote from: Lurch on March 04, 2012, 10:51:18 PM
I dont get it.
 where's the pun?
its the second leg of the tour, silly!
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #178 on: March 05, 2012, 12:22:45 AM »
let me try:

When I woke up today my leg was asleep!

now that is how its done.
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Re: Melvins Lite - Freak Puke
« Reply #179 on: March 05, 2012, 12:27:31 AM »
Quote from: Lurch on March 04, 2012, 10:51:18 PM
I dont get it.
 where's the pun?

It seems to be missing.  Which isn't the only thing that's missing!
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