Melvins Lite - Freak Puke

[EvilNewWarGod]

Of the four times I have seen them live, as soon as Buzz was done, he walked off the stage and disappeared, leaving the other 3 to finish with the drumming and bass feedback. I met Dale, Coady and Jared in 2006 but no Buzz

[Uncle Fester]

i caught buzz once as he was setting up on stage.  sometimes he lingers while the openers are playing.... he's an easy guy to approach and talk to.

[Mad Arab]

Who would want to talk to them? Play music. If talk is what you want they should have a talk radio show... Just kidding of course. I have always found them approachable. I have talked with Buzz more than the rest of them. Coady and Jared are great to talk to and they were vvery happy to sign stuff. Honestly I have never really talked with Dale. He seemed very busy with other stuff. I tried to talk with Kevin back when he was in the group and he was obnoxious. This was back when things were not going well with him.

[bonzo]

a freak puke review
http://www.craveonline.com/music/reviews/188807-review-melvins-freak-puke


Melvins

Freak Puke

Ipecac Records

The Melvins have a new record out. It’s called Freak Puke. It’s actually out under Melvins Lite because it features only King Buzzo On guitar, Dale Crover on drums and Trevor Dunn on bass. Here is my review.

Women with breast implants are more likely to commit suicide so says a 15-year study carried out at Laval University.  Some women can reach orgasm via breast stimulation. Money is made out of cotton not paper. 57 on the Heinz bottle represent the amount of pickles the company used to have. On average 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents daily.

If you raise your legs slowly and lay on your back, you won’t sink in quicksand. Rats can last longer without water than camels. For reasons unknown, a duck’s quack doesn’t echo. The earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, tons. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

One of the mechanical sharks used in the original Jaws film was lost at sea. In Los Angeles it is illegal to bathe two babies in the same tub. In New York a license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. In Youngstown Ohio it is illegal to run out of gas. James Brown convinced Al Sharpton to straighten his hair. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and six days you would have produced enough energy to heat one cup of coffee.

A pig orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death. Butterflies taste with their feet. Donkeys kill more people on annually than plane crashes. Walt Disney was afraid of mice. Turtles breathe through their butts. A snail can sleep for three years. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Mosquitos have killed more humans than all the wars in history.

So there is my review. If you ask why my review is this way, I’ll explain. The press release along with the Melvins new album Freak Puke has quotes of the band essentially shredding music critics. They use positive quotes about the band and negative quotes to display how much music critics don’t matter and how much they hate them. The Melvins even quote Lou Reed who said, “What kind of person WANTS to be a critic.” So in order to honor the Melvins wishes I have entered this review of the album because, good or bad, love it or hate it, the fact that I’m a critic means I suck.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

i've met buzz on my back

[bruce]

pigs orgasm for 30 minutes!!!?

[FartLips]

i've met buzz on my back

jealous.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

 

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a freak puke review
http://www.craveonline.com/music/reviews/188807-review-melvins-freak-puke

And here was his proper review

http://www.craveonline.com/music/reviews/188807-review-melvins-freak-puke?start=1


Now that we've appeased the heroes, here is the real review of Melvins' Freak Puke.

There are three stages to a band

[Metalhead Cow]

"This doesn

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[anaconda]

and this....

"Instead of two drummers and two bassists" derrrrrr

[black stallion]

MELVINS "A Growing Distaste" • Ipecac/AmRep

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MELVINS "A Growing Distaste"

[black stallion]

MELVINS "A Growing Distaste"

[(the) flutter nuts]

I'm guessing it was an auto correct