I just find it hard to believe the determination of the Melvins once again.
I want to wish them well on their summer tour, that nothing may go wrong and smooth sailing etc...
CONGRATS to the hardened-most thick skinned bunch of boys. you're Driven by some Un-earthly Insanity.
They should recycle the sweat from this tour and sell it off as over-priced Boutique quality "product colonge"
That stuff would be so strong and powerfull, I'd probly be Hunted down and raped by a crocodile for just having one drop of that stuff on my sorry person. Probly would cure Anything that ails ya!
or just KILL YA dead!
Again, the two words best fit for describing the 50 day tour, is "TESTICULAR FORTITUDE"
I don't know how they do it, I don't WANT to know.
I'm just gratefull they are dropping by us Canucks for a little while...I'm putting the word out.
We need to saturate these shows guys, Come on HOSERS!
I call upon thee, dogsled, snow-shoe...cross-country ski, Ice-skate your way to these shows...damn it, Buy 20 records at the show AND SMASH THEM ALL!!! OOOhhh-PAAAAA!!!
That is how much I LOVE THIS BAND!!!
if you are Canadian, FALL IN!!!