CANADIAN MAGGOTS FALL IN!

Started by Dumpster D, May 01, 2012, 12:25:27 AM

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Dumpster D

I just find it hard to believe the determination of the Melvins once again.

I want to wish them well on their summer tour, that nothing may go wrong and smooth sailing etc...

CONGRATS to the hardened-most thick skinned bunch of boys. you're Driven by some Un-earthly Insanity.

They should recycle the sweat from this tour and sell it off as over-priced Boutique quality "product colonge"

That stuff would be so strong and powerfull, I'd probly be Hunted down and raped by a crocodile for just having one drop of that stuff on my sorry person. Probly would cure Anything that ails ya!

or just KILL YA dead!

Again, the two words best fit for describing the 50 day tour, is "TESTICULAR FORTITUDE"

I don't know how they do it, I don't WANT to know.

I'm just gratefull they are dropping by us Canucks for a little while...I'm putting the word out.

We need to saturate these shows guys, Come on HOSERS!

I call upon thee, dogsled, snow-shoe...cross-country ski, Ice-skate your way to these shows...damn it, Buy 20 records at the show AND SMASH THEM ALL!!! OOOhhh-PAAAAA!!!

That is how much I LOVE THIS BAND!!!

if you are Canadian, FALL IN!!!

(the) flutter nuts

i already got my tickets for Toronto ,London and Hamilton (stinktown) , this is gonna be fucking awesome!!!!
I got the shits real bad.



Lurch

vancouver bc for me. you fucking ontarians getting multiple shows. curse you and your central location!

Dumpster D




Plahtune-fawlll Iuhn, come on you knuckleheads! mooove it, Mooooove Iut!!!

I'll bet they rock THAT SHIT one time easy!

P.S.

"that's two thus far shooter"

Who else we got here?

Lurch

anaconda the shoulder chomper, the elusive hothcanada, courageous cara, TosT salad, the one the only greasy statement , mad mount ambulance.... speak!
anybody going to vancouver? we seem to be short on melvins fans here.

Dumpster D

yeah but you still have that whole west coast thing going on as far as music history should be concerned, we just got quebec Tabernacles. AARD-core!

Idlehanz

I'm considering going to the Vancouver show.  Any suggestions on good hotels close to the venue?  And by good, I mean cheap.  But not totally stinky cheap. Just, not many amenities cheap.

Greasy Statement

i'm definitely hitting the 3 southern ontario shows. have tickets for toronto and the hammer and waiting on people for london. best news in a while and will truly make my summer...

FartLips

you guys going to see slipknot?
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

Lurch

Quote from: Idlehanz on May 01, 2012, 08:41:48 AM
I'm considering going to the Vancouver show.  Any suggestions on good hotels close to the venue?  And by good, I mean cheap.  But not totally stinky cheap. Just, not many amenities cheap.
I know there is plenty of hostels in downtown, vancouver that offer private rooms. as for hotels or motels Im not too sure who has the best prices. ask cara, she may know.


FartLips

If cara's coming, I'm cu... coming too!
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

Lurch

 :lol: uh oh.. i shouldnt have said anything  :P

bUTTHOLEmAN

Quote from: Idlehanz on May 01, 2012, 08:41:48 AM
I'm considering going to the Vancouver show.  Any suggestions on good hotels close to the venue?  And by good, I mean cheap.  But not totally stinky cheap. Just, not many amenities cheap.

Just stay with Dumpster D.  He can give you one of his newly found tape players!
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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Dumpster D

I don't know how to take that.

as a compiment or as slanderment?

:lol:

NO..you give ME tape player!