Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!

anaconda · November 21, 2013, 09:27:19 PM

I want Melvins toothpaste and shampoo. They can handle that I'm sure.
Dale can endorse the toothpaste with his great smile, and Buzz can endorse
the shampoo with his magnificent hair-don't. Get on it Melvins! we're waiting!!!!

(the) Razor · December 13, 2013, 06:04:34 PM

Melvins to bring Shannon Selberg out of musical retirement once more to do a full Melvins album with him on vocals.

Afterbirthmilkshake · December 26, 2013, 11:40:32 PM

Little drummer boy performed by dale

ZILLA · December 26, 2013, 11:59:42 PM

A melvins T-Shirt in my size 4xlt.

Dumpster D · December 27, 2013, 12:06:17 AM

Quote from: Afterbirthmilkshake on December 26, 2013, 11:40:32 PM
Little drummer boy performed by dale

Actually that might be the only time when that tune would work for me.

As long as he brings out the gong and Bass Chanting.

goldennuggetrecordings · January 17, 2014, 01:49:48 PM

I want buzz to go on American idol

drumfreak:) · January 18, 2014, 06:22:23 AM

a queen cover cd!!!

EGO the Living Planet · January 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM

Backpatch

GrimReaper · January 19, 2014, 12:15:01 AM

A Melvins Christmas album.

musicismyradar · January 19, 2014, 12:20:23 AM

Quote from: GrimReaper on January 19, 2014, 12:15:01 AM
A Melvins Christmas album.

Eggnog not enough for ya?

erin · February 03, 2014, 05:24:53 PM

A Melvins themed role-playing game
The "You're Blessened" pregnancy test

homeless_dad · February 03, 2014, 07:02:27 PM

Quote from: erin on February 03, 2014, 05:24:53 PM
The "Your Blessened" pregnancy test

and accompanying shirt...
Happy
Pregnancy
Bitch

Dumpster D · February 03, 2014, 10:03:48 PM

Melvins Army Figures.

anaconda · February 03, 2014, 10:23:40 PM

YES!! Die-cast though, no plastic shit!

Dumpster D · February 03, 2014, 10:34:20 PM

Was thinking Like 12 Inch ones like GI-JOE or KISS Dolls etc..

Melvins Stretch Wrestlers would kick fuckin ASS.