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What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« on: July 08, 2012, 11:45:09 AM »
Is it the Trilogy?  The fetus?  the Senile Animal box with the belt buckle & comic?  What's your opinion and do you own it?

I really love my can of Melvins Meat but I would sure like to have the fetus.
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2012, 01:42:59 PM »
Trilogy (6 sided swastika), shit sandwich 7", ozma skateboard, melvins fetus, melvins sb dunks, melvins zippo, piss yellow eggnog, electroretard vinyl test pressing, paraquat plus test pressing, endless residency test pressing, bride screamed murder test pressing, love canal pink test pressing, a LEGIT melvins nirvana here she comes now 7", melvins spit it out 7", lysol uncensored and sealed. Those are off the top of my head, im sure im gonna reply when i can think of more stuff.
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2012, 02:28:02 PM »
lysol uncensored and sealed
Not asking for much?  :lol:
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2012, 04:15:04 PM »
Trilogy (6 sided swastika), shit sandwich 7", ozma skateboard, melvins fetus, melvins sb dunks, melvins zippo, piss yellow eggnog, electroretard vinyl test pressing, paraquat plus test pressing, endless residency test pressing, bride screamed murder test pressing, love canal pink test pressing, a LEGIT melvins nirvana here she comes now 7", melvins spit it out 7", lysol uncensored and sealed. Those are off the top of my head, im sure im gonna reply when i can think of more stuff.
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2012, 05:04:34 PM »
Do you have a picture of the Ozma skateboard?

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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2012, 05:19:07 PM »
lysol uncensored and sealed
Not asking for much?  :lol:

Well.. Maybe. That one is. Very high on my holy grail
List. Most of that other stuff doesn't interest me too much.
That Lysol unsensored and the electroretard test pressing are easily 1 and 1a for me.
I'm a huge Beatles fan too, that sealed unsensored Lysol is like the butcher cover first state for me. Having the Lysol sealed ensures that the tape has not been removed via heat gun or blow dryer.
Got enough money saved to pull the trigger on both when I see them.

Forgot another holy Grail too, the Melvin's live at slims 8 track.
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2012, 05:24:18 PM »
All 12 singles + an original GPT. That's not too much to ask, is it?  :P

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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2012, 05:51:13 PM »
Holy Grails (have) for me would be the Electroretard test press, the The End test press and the 6 swastikas.

Holy Grails (want) would be the Fan Club newsletters/video/etc., the other skateboard and, yes, a sealed uncensored Lysol LP.

Oh, and a set of the Nirvana/Melvins splits in all the colour variations. They're the last on my list, though, as they're so expensive and you're never really sure if you're going to get a bootleg or not.
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2012, 06:00:43 PM »
Wasn't there a link somewhere to find out the difference between the real and bootlegged Melvins/Nirvana split?  I've had mine for at least 15 years, and I believe it's real, but I'd like to know for sure.

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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2012, 06:09:05 PM »
Holy Grails (have) for me would be the Electroretard test press, the The End test press and the 3 swastikas.

Holy Grails (want) would be the Fan Club newsletters/video/etc., the other skateboard and, yes, a sealed uncensored Lysol LP.

Oh, and a set of the Nirvana/Melvins splits in all the colour variations. They're the last on my list, though, as they're so expensive and you're never really sure if you're going to get a bootleg or not.
What other skateboard?
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2012, 06:10:15 PM »
Wasn't there a link somewhere to find out the difference between the real and bootlegged Melvins/Nirvana split?  I've had mine for at least 15 years, and I believe it's real, but I'd like to know for sure.
Was it this?

http://www.sliver.it/nirvana/test/pages/counterfeits/here_she.html
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2012, 06:11:31 PM »
Holy Grails (have) for me would be the Electroretard test press, the The End test press and the 3 swastikas.

Holy Grails (want) would be the Fan Club newsletters/video/etc., the other skateboard and, yes, a sealed uncensored Lysol LP.

Oh, and a set of the Nirvana/Melvins splits in all the colour variations. They're the last on my list, though, as they're so expensive and you're never really sure if you're going to get a bootleg or not.
What other skateboard?
:lol:

I thought there was another board with the Stoner Witch design on it.
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2012, 06:18:23 PM »
Holy Grails (have) for me would be the Electroretard test press, the The End test press and the 3 swastikas.

Holy Grails (want) would be the Fan Club newsletters/video/etc., the other skateboard and, yes, a sealed uncensored Lysol LP.

Oh, and a set of the Nirvana/Melvins splits in all the colour variations. They're the last on my list, though, as they're so expensive and you're never really sure if you're going to get a bootleg or not.
What other skateboard?
:lol:

I thought there was another board with the Stoner Witch design on it.

That's a snowboard!!
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Re: What is the Melvins merchandise "Holy Grail"?
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2012, 06:22:47 PM »
Holy Grails (have) for me would be the Electroretard test press, the The End test press and the 3 swastikas.

Holy Grails (want) would be the Fan Club newsletters/video/etc., the other skateboard and, yes, a sealed uncensored Lysol LP.

Oh, and a set of the Nirvana/Melvins splits in all the colour variations. They're the last on my list, though, as they're so expensive and you're never really sure if you're going to get a bootleg or not.
What other skateboard?
:lol:

I thought there was another board with the Stoner Witch design on it.

That's a snowboard!!
Really? Oh yeah, I remember now!   #-o  :lol:
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