The Colossus of Destiny: A Melvins Tale

[Dumpster D]

I Just Ate Two pork Chops, they were So Delicious to eat with it.

*Yes its a very exciting time!*

(My David Yow pancake mountain Impression)

[John Schuller]

What is really interesting to me is that this was funded with just under 1,000 people. The TRUE Melvins fans. Anyone not in this exclusive club of 1,000 people are just fair weather fans.

[meezer]

What is really interesting to me is that this was funded with just under 1,000 people. The TRUE Melvins fans. Anyone not in this exclusive club of 1,000 people are just fair weather fans.

....And I'm 3 of them.

Who said that?

I did. 

* how many are Jules? 

[Dumpster D]

I believe sincerely in the Band as people and human beings and they are harder and stronger than NVC Drill instructors.

[jules]

I Just Ate Two pork Chops, they were So Delicious to eat with it.

*Yes its a very exciting time!*

(My David Yow pancake mountain Impression)

WHOA!      It's like he's in the room!

[glen]

I Just Ate Two pork Chops, they were So Delicious to eat with it.

*Yes its a very exciting time!*

(My David Yow pancake mountain Impression)

WHOA!      It's like he's in the room!

I was thinking more like the lights are on but nobody's home. 

[(the) Razor]

I'm a bit late, but I did get the kickstarter email a few days ago.

Congratulations @Idlehanz. A great initiative for a such a worthy cause, all the best with this.

[Dumpster D]

I Just Ate Two pork Chops, they were So Delicious to eat with it.

*Yes its a very exciting time!*

(My David Yow pancake mountain Impression)

WHOA!      It's like he's in the room!

I was thinking more like the lights are on but nobody's home.

Glen you Just won a prize for being absolutely correct about my lights.

but the Pork chops were celebratory.

What can I ding-diddly-doodily-diddilydoo-d-ooo-oo-dd--d-d do for you man!!!

oh wait, you are hanging out with Dale, could I send you a Baseball for him to sign for me if possible.

I love you.

[Uncle Danny]

Glen you Just won a prize for being absolutely correct about my lights.

but the Pork chops were celebratory.

What can I ding-diddly-doodily-diddilydoo-d-ooo-oo-dd--d-d do for you man!!!

oh wait, you are hanging out with Dale, could I send you a Baseball for him to sign for me if possible.

I love you.

Ooooo.... I second this.  Get me a signed baseball as well.

Also, I love you.

[glen]

you want signed dale baseballs?    I'll forward you to my ebay store.   


except danno...  I better get him one signed in dale's blood.   

[jules]

Could you get him to sign me a croquet mallet?

[Dumpster D]

Just Reminded me of a Certain Scene from spinal tap....oh no wait...that was a cricket bat.

[glen]

Could you get him to sign me a croquet mallet?

a what now??   what is that... some kind of cooking utensil or something?

[DC]

So are you gonna use the extra change to up convert to ultra space titty 4k HD?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

ultra space titty 4k HD?

I must be out of the loop on new tv technology!

Questionnaires from the kickstarter should be coming out right now!