Melvins 2016 Tour dates

[fortysixand2]

I guess we're doing all caps now?

AUGUST 3 LAS VEGAS, NV BACKSTAGE BAR & BILLIARDS
AUGUST 4 FLAGSTAFF, AZ THE GREEN ROOM MEEZER
AUGUST 6 BOULDER, CO THE FOX THEATRE
AUGUST 7 FT. COLLINS, CO AGGIE THEATRE
AUGUST 9 SIOUX FALLS, SD THE DISTRICT
AUGUST 10 FARGO, ND THE AQUARIUM
AUGUST 11 MINEAPOLIS, MN ???
AUGUST 13 EAU CLAIRE, WI EAUX CLAIRES MUSIC FESTIVAL
AUGUST 14 ROCK ISLAND, IL ROCK ISLAND BREWING COMPANY
AUGUST 15 DES MOINES, IA WOOLY'S
AUGUST 16 LAWRENCE, KS THE BOTTLENECK
AUGUST 17 ST. LOUIS, MO THE FIREBIRD
AUGUST 18 LOUISVILLE, KY HEADLINERS MUSIC HALL CAPTAIN CORYCORY
AUGUST 19 INDIANAPOLIS, IN THE VOGUE THEATRE CAPTAIN CORYCORY FORTYSIXAND2
AUGUST 20 GRAND RAPIDS, MI THE PYRAMID SCHEME BIGFILMCKRAKIN38
AUGUST 22 COLUMBUS, OH A&R MUSIC BAR
AUGUST 23 PITTSBURGH, PA THE REX THEATER
AUGUST 24 BUFFALO, NY BUFFALO IRON WORKS  FLUTTER NUTS
AUGUST 26 SYRACUSE, NY THE WESTCOTT THEATER
AUGUST 27 NORTHAMPTON, MA PEARL STREET
AUGUST 28 HAMDEN, CT THE OUTER SPACE / THE BALLROOM  KDOOLS, HOT PANTS
AUGUST 29 PROVIDENCE, RI FETE BALLROOM POOP GRENADE
AUGUST 31 BALTIMORE, MD OTTOBAR
SEPTEMBER 1 CARRBORO, NC CAT'S CRADLE
SEPTEMBER 3 COOKEVILLE, TN MUDDY ROOTS MUSIC FESTIVAL
SEPTEMBER 5 ATHENS, GA 40 WATT CLUB
SEPTEMBER 6 CHARLOTTE, NC AMOS' SOUTHEND
SEPTEMBER 7 CHARLESTON, SC MUSIC FARM
SEPTEMBER 8 JACKSONVILLE, FL JACK RABBITS
SEPTEMBER 10 BATON ROUGE, LA SPANISH MOON
SEPTEMBER 11 JACKSON, MS DULING HALL
SEPTEMBER 12 MEMPHIS, TN HI TONE RUSTY SHACKLEFORD
SEPTEMBER 13 LITTLE ROCK, AR METROPLEX EVENT CENTER RUSTY SHACKLEFORD
SEPTEMBER 14 TULSA, OK CAIN'S BALLROOM
SEPTEMBER 15 OKLAHOMA CITY, OK THE ACM @ UCO PERFORMANCE LAB
SEPTEMBER 16 NORMAN, OK OPOLIS PROD
SEPTEMBER 17 AUSTIN, TX THE SIDEWINDER
SEPTEMBER 18 SAN ANTONIO, TX PAPER TIGER
SEPTEMBER 20 EL PASO, TX THE LOWBROW PALACE
SEPTEMBER 21 TUCSON, AZ CLUB CONGRESS
SEPTEMBER 24 LONG BEACH, CA MUSIC TASTES GOOD

[meezer]

I guess we're doing all caps now?

3 words.

Texas.

Hippie.

Coalition.

please... the pain still hasn't faded.

[bigfil38]

so no biz opening.      no rev opening.        ladies and gentleman.. I present you the $1,000,000 question.

THE ANSWER IS, MELVINS ARE NOW GOING TO BE SUPPORT.

DOWN IS OPENING.  LET THE BUTTHURT FLOW....

[meezer]

so no biz opening.      no rev opening.        ladies and gentleman.. I present you the $1,000,000 question.

Are we voting?


https://youtu.be/LPVZMZus5CY

[FartLips]

That would be awesome. But it also needs to be helms alee.

[glen]

so no biz opening.      no rev opening.        ladies and gentleman.. I present you the $1,000,000 question.

THE ANSWER IS, MELVINS ARE NOW GOING TO BE SUPPORT.

DOWN IS OPENING.  LET THE BUTTHURT FLOW....

wait.... so it's a double support bill with no headliner?   

[Jozzy]

so no biz opening.      no rev opening.        ladies and gentleman.. I present you the $1,000,000 question.

THE ANSWER IS, MELVINS ARE NOW GOING TO BE SUPPORT.

DOWN IS OPENING.  LET THE BUTTHURT FLOW....

wait.... so it's a double support bill with no headliner?   

I guess it's going to be a co-opener tour.

[ilduclo]

wait.... so it's a double support bill with no headliner?   

[glen]

  I'll take two  please. 

[bigfil38]

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

[Fudgey]

PLEEEASE let it be BOSS HOG
Boss Hog's dates are just prior to the tour so it's not out of the question!

[Dumpster D]

See if I can beg Flutters to help a brother get out to the Show in Buffalo. 

[glen]

PLEEEASE let it be BOSS HOG
Boss Hog's dates are just prior to the tour so it's not out of the question!

its going to be someone with some affiliation to MELVINS.   of this much I am confident.

[bigfil38]

PLEEEASE let it be BOSS HOG
Boss Hog's dates are just prior to the tour so it's not out of the question!

its going to be someone with some affiliation to MELVINS.   of this much I am confident.

FAITH NO MORE

[meezer]

PLEEEASE let it be BOSS HOG
Boss Hog's dates are just prior to the tour so it's not out of the question!

its going to be someone with some affiliation to MELVINS.   of this much I am confident.

FAITH NO MORE

So then my $21 ticket just became a $200 ticket?