Best Melvins Studio Recordings - Pick 10!

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What are the ten best Melvins studio recordings? LPs, EPs, Collaborations and Collections

6 / 8 / 10 / 26 Songs
3 (4.6%)
Gluey Porch Treatments
8 (12.3%)
Ozma
10 (15.4%)
Bullhead
17 (26.2%)
Eggnog
9 (13.8%)
Lysol
17 (26.2%)
King Buzzo
0 (0%)
Dale Crover
0 (0%)
Joe Preston
0 (0%)
Houdini
18 (27.7%)
Prick
0 (0%)
Stoner Witch
24 (36.9%)
Stag
17 (26.2%)
Interstellar Overdrive
0 (0%)
Singles 1-12
1 (1.5%)
Honky
6 (9.2%)
The Maggot
19 (29.2%)
The Bootlicker
9 (13.8%)
The Crybaby
2 (3.1%)
Electroretard
2 (3.1%)
Hostile Ambient Takeover
25 (38.5%)
Pigs of the Roman Empire
15 (23.1%)
Never Breathe What You Can't See
0 (0%)
Sieg Howdy!
0 (0%)
(A) Senile Animal
18 (27.7%)
Nude with Boots
8 (12.3%)
Sludge Glamorous
0 (0%)
The Bride Screamed Murder
1 (1.5%)
Hurray for Me, Fuk You
0 (0%)
The Bulls & the Bees
6 (9.2%)
Freak Puke
10 (15.4%)
1983
2 (3.1%)
Gaylord
0 (0%)
Hold it In
5 (7.7%)
Bride of Crankenstein
0 (0%)
Beer Hippy
0 (0%)
Three Men and a Baby
2 (3.1%)
Basses Loaded
2 (3.1%)
Steven McDonald
0 (0%)
A Walk with Love & Death
2 (3.1%)
Pinkus Abortion Technician
3 (4.6%)
Sabbath
1 (1.5%)
Hot Fish
1 (1.5%)
Bangers
0 (0%)
White Lazy Boy
1 (1.5%)
Working with God
2 (3.1%)
Five Legged Dog
3 (4.6%)

Total Members Voted: 65

Nizamark

easy to pick my least favorite. the crybaby.  with the exception of the foetus song, i've never really connected with any of the tunes on that record.  and i mostly like all those guest artists except for hank3

))))((((

Quote from: Nizamark on April 19, 2022, 05:41:44 PM
easy to pick my least favorite. the crybaby.  with the exception of the foetus song, i've never really connected with any of the tunes on that record.  and i mostly like all those guest artists except for hank3
I was never much for that record but gradually over time i have come not only to respect the concept but also to appreciate that it exists. Having said that there are still a few songs i wish weren't on the record.

amazonAMAZON

I'm pretty sure I've posted my comments on The Crybaby thread somewhere, but I think it's incredible. Every moment on it is a fucking performance. "Divorced" is probably the most epic piece of music they'd made since Lysol. A few places you kind of have to see past that the guest didn't fully get The Melvins, but hey it sounds great still! It's got a huge variety, it's got Kevin, and Dale really takes spotlight on drums in a lot of places.

Dumpster D


el gep

FUCK!!
FUCK!!!
HONKY!!!

HONKY-HY-HY-YYYY!!!!

(hem)

Here it goes:

HONKY
HOSTILE AMBIENT TAKEOVER
STAG
STONER WITCH
THE BOOTLICKER
THE MAGGOT
BULLHEAD
ELECTRORETARD
NUDE WITH BOOTS
LYSOL
(in no particular order)

But it's very hard to tell.
I did discover the Meh via ELECTRORETARD so it will always be one of my fav'.

A SENILE ANIMAL or EGGNOG could easily replace some of the quoted ones.

WORKING WITH GOD is really one I enjoy a lot. It makes me laugh, a weird laugh and a weird feeling 'cause it's pretty nuts too. That's a great one!

HOUDINI is one of those I like less.
But the new live recording with Trevor is damn cool.

I hate CHICKEN SHIT.

Cheers buddies!

el gep

I forgot to mention that... PIGS OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE is so and sooo...
Just kidding, this one is HUGE, is GREAT is IS!

Too.

dead mike

Poll is rigged: It doesn't let you pick HAT ten times.
Can you all shut your damn cocks for one second? Music is the only thing that's real in this queef world of dildo ass chodes.

              - hemispheres

Mount Ambulance

this shit's impossible, lol!

what's the criteria here for y'all in your picks? Songs? Performance? Production? All the above?
It was a big night out on the town for the Id and the Reptile Brain ...

like a brick wall, like a dream waiting to be!

el gep

the only criteria for me is:
LOVE / DEATH

:lol:

Bigval

Quote from: Mount Ambulance on April 21, 2022, 05:24:12 PM
this shit's impossible, lol!

what's the criteria here for y'all in your picks? Songs? Performance? Production? All the above?

My criteria is comparison to HAT.

vince furnier

Houdini
Stoner Witch
Stag
Honky
The Maggot
Hostile Ambient Takeover
(A) Senile Animal
Nude With Boots
Freak Puke
Tres Cabrones
Welcome to my Nightmare!

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