Random fact about Dale Crover

[Pringles]

Dale Crover is responsible for the rise and fall of every great civilization.

Dale Crover crossed the Delaware with Washington.

On The Seventh Day, God had Dale Crover over and they invented the beer bong. This led to the untimely death of the dinosaurs.

Dale Crover controls all air traffic via an old SNES Advantage controller.

The Sears Tower contains enough Dale Crover to build 3four-lane highways, and two porno shops.

Dale Crover once broke the sound barrier while flipping an omelets.

Dale Crover rejoins seperated siamese twins with his bare hands for his own ammusement.

Dale Crover once crapped out a full-scale model of the Titanic.

God refuses to give Dale Crover a soul until Crover gives back God's underwear.

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this reminds me of

"WHY DID THE CHICKEN cross the road?"

[meanclown]

sorry, i just can't resist...brilliant posts those...too freakin clever.....i am not worthy..but i'll wing a few for a laugh...

dale crover is as dale crover does

dale crover thinks lou reed sucks, but loves the guess who

dale crover rented the Black Lodge for a tupperware party

dale crover is anti-matter

we are all figments of dale crover's imagination

dale crover's Martian name is Revorc Elad

dale crover bakes a mean short bread cookie

dale crover is a state of consciousness

dale crover's drum solos were accidently erased from the watergate tapes

Liberace was actually an android  invented  by dale crover

dale crover takes boiling magma with his morning coffee

dale crover has seven toes on each foot, and a dew claw to boot!

headcheese is made up of 70% dale crover, 20% water, 10% gelatin

God got the idea for thunder from hearing dale crover play the drums!

peace-out

[meanclown]

oh yeah....and soylent green is dale crover!

[Hog log]

dales breathes ...
and he accidentally played drums in some melvins albums

[Voltzy]

- In its entire lifetime the average worker bee produces 1/12th teaspoon of dale crover

- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "dalecrover"

- All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on dale crover

- A dale crover is 44 inches long if straightened

- dale crover's urine glows under a blacklight

- dale crover was born in a ladies' room during a dance

- The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of crover

- dale crover has 32 muscles in each ear

- dale crover did the voice of E.T

- dale crover has 119 grooves around the edge

[Voltzy]

forgot this one:

- Dale crover lost his right leg in veitnam, instead of a prosthetic one he ordered docters to implant a knee into his giant penis and know he walk on that, thats why he sounds so good because he's making love to the drum set

[Hog log]

this thread finally lost its sense of fun

[Rusty Shackleford]

Back from the depths!
I had this thread bookmarked on an old computer and just found it. 

- Dale Crover won a Quake3 tournament at QuakeCon even though he was playing Counter-Strike.

- Dale Crover drove the van that crippled Stephen King.

-The first rule of Dale Crover is you do not talk about Dale Crover.

- Dale Crover created time, then subsequently traveled back in time using a modified Delorian with a flux capacitor. Dale Crover then punched Michael J Fox so hard that he ceased to exist.

- Dale Crover 1949 paper on quantam mechanics is the reason why Stephen Hawking is in a wheel chair.

- Dale Crover invented consequences.

- The Sears Tower contains enough Dale Crover to build 3 four-lane highways, and two porno shops.

- Dale Crover is simultaneously the Fifth Beatle, Dimension and Element.

- Dale Crover is both the architect of, and banned by the Geneva
Convention.

- Dale Crover invented Google to keep track of his enormous gay porn collection.

-Scientists recently added Dale Crover to the periodic table of the elements. Dale Crover has the atomic number 125 and an atomic mass of Melvins.

- Dale Crover can solve a Rubik's Cube between his pecs, but he has been accused of cheating by peeling off the stickers.

- Dale Crover is so manly he had a sex change and still remained a man.

- Dale Crover invented the Drunken Master style and inspired the character of Mrs Wong after he faked a pregnancy to escape torture during the Battle of Hastings in 1066.

- Dale Crover was constructed out of seventeen cordless electrical drills, fourteen miles of silver duct tape and a dead rabbit.

- Ray Charles once looked at Dale Crover playing drum...and never saw another thing again.

- Dale Crover is the only person alive who can understand R2-D2. They have conversations daily.

[glen]

this thread finally lost its sense of fun

no shit.    they had me going though.  right up until the part about dale being the voice of ET. thats when it got a little far-fetched. 

[anaconda]

No Dale Crover can be folded over on itself more than 7 times

[Vcavallo]

dale crover is the only thing that can be folded over on itself more than seven times.....


i want to know how many of these are ripped straight from the chuck norris jokes..

[stonerwitch]

As a child Dale Crover was the only unknown survivor to dig himself out of a grave under John Wayne Gacy's house and escape.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Dale Crover once had a dream about eating a midget and when he woke up his pillow was GONE!

[M i C H e L L e]

This was a fine thread to bring back to life, Mr. Shackleford!