Random fact about Dale Crover

[black stallion]

Dale Crover never had body hair

Dale Crover's sweat tastes like beer

Dale Crover uses tama drumsticks to eat food

Dale Crover ate a gong once

[blake7]

Dale Crover invented breathing.

[Mount Ambulance]

That God dude is only a step parent ... Dale Crover is Jesus' real Dad. And hence, the only real God.

[jules]

In the beginning God created the Drum Stool and the Drum. And the Drum was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the Skin of the Snare. And the Spirit of God moved on the entirity of the Kit. And God said, Let there be Cymbals: and there were Cymbals.  And God saw the Cymbals, that they were good: and God divided the Cymbals from the Drums. And God called the light Floor Tom, and the darkness he called Kick Bass. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And God said, Let us make Crover in our image, after our likeness: and let Crover have dominion over the Drums, and over the Cymbals, and over the other drummers, and over all the earth, and over every drumming thing that drummeth on the earth. So God created Crover in his own image, in the image of God created he him; drummer and percussionist created he him. And God blessed him, and God said to him, Be brutal, and paradiddle, and amaze the crowd, and subdue it: and have dominion over the rock bands, and over the punk bands, and over every living band that plays on the earth.

And God then rested, for He was truly knackered.

[(((O)))]

paradiddle.

Back in the day i played drums a bit yet i still dont really know what a paradiddle is.   Im self taught by the way.  

[jules]

paradiddle.

Back in the day i played drums a bit yet i still dont really know what a paradiddle is.   Im self taught by the way.  

Drum Rudiments #16 - Single Paradiddle - DrumRudiments.com

[(((O)))]

paradiddle.

Back in the day i played drums a bit yet i still dont really know what a paradiddle is.   Im self taught by the way.  

Drum Rudiments #16 - Single Paradiddle - DrumRudiments.com

That's quick and kinda tricky also certainly beyond my abilities. Oh hum i suck.  

[jules]

paradiddle.

Back in the day i played drums a bit yet i still dont really know what a paradiddle is.   Im self taught by the way.  

Drum Rudiments #16 - Single Paradiddle - DrumRudiments.com

That's quick and kinda tricky also certainly beyond my abilities. Oh hum i suck.  

Me too. Anything quirkier than 2/2 or 4/4 is tiresome for me.

[Mount Ambulance]

You are just a figment of Dale Crover's imagination ... thou we all are.

[(((O)))]

In ancient times civilisations thought the Earth was flat because Dale Crover hadn't landscaped it yet.


Time fears Dale Crover.

[BaronVonLipshitz]

Dale Crover will throw your ass out of the bar if you cannot hold your beer nicely.

[Mount Ambulance]

Dale Crover busted your Mom's cherry ... and your Dad's nose!

[black stallion]

Dale Crover has a battery in his belly that can be charged like a mobile phone battery

[black stallion]

Dale Crover has a battery in his belly that can be charged like a mobile phone battery

But lasts infinitely longer!

yep! Buzzo knows when it's time to put him on charge

[(((O)))]

Dale Crover has a battery in his belly that can be charged like a mobile phone battery

But lasts infinitely longer!

yep! Buzzo knows when it's time to put him on charge

He has to be careful tho cos recharging Dale tends to drain a countries electricity supply for at least 72 hours.