Random fact about Dale Crover

[Rusty Shackleford]

In the Eskimo language, there are over 40 words for Dale Crover, and no words for 'drum'.

[black stallion]

Metallica's drummer Lars Urlich did a massive steroids abuse to get as good as Crover playing drums.the only result was he got bald though

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

DaleCrover is the reason that Chuck Berry never played drums

DaleCrover was the only song that Wesley Willis ever wrote

Every beat that our hearts ever beat has been replicated by DaleCrover at one time or another

Buddist truth: We are all one and that one is DaleCrover

DaleCrover never misses the toilet, the toilet misses him

They used DaleCrover's pubic hair to build Burt Reynold's Mustache

Tom Selek bought the leftovers on Ebay for the cost of his artistic integrity

DaleCrover put the BOP in the bopshebopshebop DaleCrover put the RAM in the Ramalammadingdang

DaleCrover x 3 - (654/8) + y2     still=DaleCrover

DaleCrover writes boxing colums under the pen name Jim Bagg (just read one you'll get it)

King Buzzo got a gold tooth so that DaleCrover could see his own reflection

[black stallion]

Every beat that our hearts ever beat has been replicated by DaleCrover at one time or another

love this one

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

When DaleCrover shits..people listen

Only DaleCrover can prevent forrest fires

DaleCrover puts the goodtimes in Richiegoodtimes

[FartLips]

King Buzzo got a gold tooth so that DaleCrover could see his own reflection

that's awesome!

[anaconda]

I liked that one too

and mine: all mass is regulated by Dale Crover

[laughingwlucifer65]

what is 'dale crover' ??????????/??
when is 'dale crover' ??/??????????
why is 'dale crover'   ??????????/??
how is 'DALE CROVER'??/?????????
where is big chief boo-hoo

now a random fact:

Dale crover is the percussionist for a Grunge band: 'The Melvins'

[Captain CoryCory]

- Dale Crover was auditioned for Man Vs. Wild but rejected the offer on account he didn't need to drink his own piss or do jumping-jacks naked to survive in the wild for a week.

- Dale Crover always gives sage advice such as: No Gardening Glove, no Love

- Scott Columbus didn't die of natural causes. Dale Crover killed him as revenge for all the drumkits that guy broke over the years.

- Dale Crover's six-pack is nicely enclosed in a growler.

- Herb is the Navajo version of Dale Crover.

- Jay Lane is the Mick Foley look-alike version of Dale Crover.

- Animal is the muppet bastard child of Buzzo and Dale Crover. And they say Melvins is gay.

- Bill Ward is like what would happen if Dale Crover was a drunk with a face mashed by a pressing iron.

- Yoshida Tatsuya is the japanese expressionless nerd version of Dale Crover. Bass player issues also applicable.

- Lars Ulrich may have millions of dollars but money doesn't buy talent. Or Dale Crovers.

- John Bonham drank himself to death in fear of Dale Crover.

- Iron Maiden could only be blessed to be covered by Dale Crover. In an Iron Maiden. Of drums.

- Y'know those shitty boombox demos on the Nevermind box? They'd sound better if Dale Crover was on them. Any instrument of choice. Even vocals.

- The Most Interesting Man in the World gets parched just thinking of Dale Crover.

- Dale Crover isn't afraid to say "FUCK CHUCK" or "I PITY MR.T".

[Jaron]

Like an alligator he can digest a whole turtle shell.

[melviny goodness]

dale crover can eat mcdonald's for a month straight and never get sick.

[black stallion]

Dale has a gong in every room of his house,bathroom too

[glen]

dale crover can eat mcdonald's for a month straight and never get sick.

based on the appearance of his waistline I do not question this statement.

(wow, that was cold!)

[rictus]

dale crover can eat mcdonald's for a month straight and never get sick.

based on the appearance of his waistline I do not question this statement.

(wow, that was cold!)

And after he was nice enough to wear your shirt in those pics. 

[glen]

aw, thanks alot.  now I feel like a real dick.

PS: its a good thing I picked out the XL.