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[Ashtray Baby Head]

Um...Ashtray Baby Head...

[Eponymous]

I don't understand it! Every time I play that album, it doesn't even get halfway through Youth of America and I'm already soiling myself with hot salty bodily waste. As the warm wet spot spreads across my crotch and I moan in consternation, Gluey Porch Treatments comes on and my bowels let loose with a mortifying blat. I can't tell you how many armchairs I've utterly destroyed with my Melvins-induced incontinence...

that has nothing to do with the melvins and everything to do with that extra chromosome, you slope-headed in-breed.

and get the fuck outta Florida.  You're making those Bush-lovers look good.

I may have overhanging brows and communicate in grunts, whistles, and carefully-released farts, but I am most certainly not slope-headed, sir!

You guys make me feel like I'm at home.    

Well, why don't you just go "home", then?

We're "waiting" for "you".

Yeah, I know. I just peed in your butt.

[FartLips]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashtray Baby Head]

I don't understand it! Every time I play that album, it doesn't even get halfway through Youth of America and I'm already soiling myself with hot salty bodily waste. As the warm wet spot spreads across my crotch and I moan in consternation, Gluey Porch Treatments comes on and my bowels let loose with a mortifying blat. I can't tell you how many armchairs I've utterly destroyed with my Melvins-induced incontinence...

that has nothing to do with the melvins and everything to do with that extra chromosome, you slope-headed in-breed.

and get the fuck outta Florida.  You're making those Bush-lovers look good.

I may have overhanging brows and communicate in grunts, whistles, and carefully-released farts, but I am most certainly not slope-headed, sir!

You guys make me feel like I'm at home.    

Well, why don't you just go "home", then?

We're "waiting" for "you".

Yeah, I know. I just peed in your butt.

I felt that. Could you pee in my urethra too, please?

[Eponymous]

I don't understand it! Every time I play that album, it doesn't even get halfway through Youth of America and I'm already soiling myself with hot salty bodily waste. As the warm wet spot spreads across my crotch and I moan in consternation, Gluey Porch Treatments comes on and my bowels let loose with a mortifying blat. I can't tell you how many armchairs I've utterly destroyed with my Melvins-induced incontinence...

that has nothing to do with the melvins and everything to do with that extra chromosome, you slope-headed in-breed.

and get the fuck outta Florida.  You're making those Bush-lovers look good.

I may have overhanging brows and communicate in grunts, whistles, and carefully-released farts, but I am most certainly not slope-headed, sir!

You guys make me feel like I'm at home.    

Well, why don't you just go "home", then?

We're "waiting" for "you".

Yeah, I know. I just peed in your butt.

I felt that. Could you pee in my urethra too, please?

Sure. You've got a funnel, right?

[klump]

i like the retard version of Revolve more than the stoner bitch version
and the lovely butterflies version is really cool to

i got it for 9 bucks new and sealed in a regular record store

it made me a happy clam.

[Username]

Bizarre pissing-and-shitting-into-and-on-each-other porn videos are worth plenty of money.  You guys can become millionaires.

[Dr. Seabass]

Has anyone seen a copy of this album in theirt local record store?  Somebody stole my jacket with my discman in it and guess what album I was listening to?  All the online stores, it seems, are sold out.  Help!  I miss it!

[the bloat]

It's out of print, but there is always good ol' Ebay......I'll sell you my copy for $30.

[Bryan]

Yeah, I remember reading that Man's Ruin went bankrupt. And so the Melvins didn't get any money for it!

[anaconda]

they did get a shiltload of copies though at one time, cuz they were
selling it at their merch table for a couple tours in a row.

i have it seabass, if youre really desperate i can burn mp3s of it for you.

[THE DON]

that was the only melvins cd my local  record store had.

[THE DON]

the label  it was on was hand written and had  "wierd stuff" on it

[AlmightyRetard]

Has anyone seen a copy of this album in theirt local record store?  Somebody stole my jacket with my discman in it and guess what album I was listening to?  All the online stores, it seems, are sold out.  Help!  I miss it!

www.musicstack.com

[Dr. Seabass]

they did get a shiltload of copies though at one time, cuz they were
selling it at their merch table for a couple tours in a row.

i have it seabass, if youre really desperate i can burn mp3s of it for you.


Did I do this right?  Anyway, the mp3s would be awesome.  I still have the cover.