HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!

[FartLips]

if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo

why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

[Dan_Halen]

if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo

why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!!

[glen]

if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo

why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!!

but at least now you can say you understand.     

[jules]

if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo

why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!!

but at least now you can say you understand.   

This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

[black stallion]

i swear if Vinney should ever post the interview i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window

[(((O)))]

i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window

Hey wait, in English? 

[black stallion]

i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window

Hey wait, in English? 

yeah or "intervista" which is the italian translation

[jules]

i swear if Vinney should ever post the interview i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window

I've just got back from Haiti. While I was there, I made a million little dolls of Vinnie from wool from fucked sheep that had been cursed by an Elder. Every night at midnight, wherever I may be, I light a candle, say the special words and cut off the tiny hands of the Cursed Vinnie Dolls (CVDs) with scissors so he will never NEVER NEVER NEVER be able to post the interview.

M....

Mw........

Mwa.............

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan_Halen]

I heard a rumor that the Government paid off Vinney years back to destroy the footage and never post it.

[(the) flutter nuts]

They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.

[Dan_Halen]

They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.

The person is actually a sleeper cell. The secret code phrase is something that nobody would ever accidentally say in real life.
The phrase is: "I wish Amphetamine Reptile would press less copies of the records they put out" 

[(the) flutter nuts]

They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.

The person is actually a sleeper cell. The secret code phrase is something that nobody would ever accidentally say in real life.
The phrase is: "I wish Amphetamine Reptile would press less copies of the records they put out" 

[Hot Pants]

if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo

why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!!

but at least now you can say you understand.   

This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.

[dead mike]

if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo

why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!!

but at least now you can say you understand.   

This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.

Ken Burns should produce a 40-part documentary.

[FartLips]

if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo

why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!!

but at least now you can say you understand.   

This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.

that would be glen's department.