How will you feel when the Melvins break up?

[CaptainPungent]

unless one of them dies.

(knock on wood)

[norecess]

unless one of them dies.

Or loses all their limbs. In that case I'm ready for the a-capella Melvins.

[klump]

another nice family friendly melvins thread 

[Guts]

If the Melvins broke up before I got a chance to see them live, I'd be incredibly depressed for weeks most likely. If I do get to see them before then I'd probably still feel the same way....

[Vcavallo]

bad

[CaptainPungent]

you guys really want to see what it's like when they break up?



here's my 22...

[KURDTLUVUR!]

The Melvins are going to play longer than the Rolling Stones.

[skizm_bts]

The Melvins are going to play longer than the Rolling Stones.

hehe I agree! i dont think any other band can step to melvins in terms of quantity,quality and diversity.. The most highly rated band in my book. plus i cant imagine anyone who has all the melvins albums liking another band better. anyone?

[glen]

you guys really want to see what it's like when they break up?



here's my 22...

easy cap'n,  easy now.   don't go all Mark David Chapman on us.  no one wants to hurt you here. theres no need to result to violence.   we love you.  the melvins love you. 
remember,  this is only a "what if" scenario, no one is going to break-up the melvins.  don't go doing anything we'll all regret.   melvins will continue, I promise.

[FartLips]

The Melvins are going to play longer than the Rolling Stones.

i dont think they can outplay the living dead.

[CaptainPungent]

for a start,

they need to get some exercise.

[glen]

for a start,

they need to get some exercise.

I beg your pardon.  are you suggesting the melvins have weight issues?  I'm pretty sure that both dale and buzz suffer from a very serious condition known as Dunlaps Syndrome.  not simply lack of excercise and over-eating/drinking, but a MUCH more serious problem.  roughly 16  million americans suffer from Dunlaps Syndrome.  the rest are just fat-ass's.

what exactly is Dunlaps Syndrome, you ask? ...........................

[Kessel]

what is it? :p

[glen]

what is it? :p

come on!!!

Dunlaps Syndrome;  its when your belly done laps over your waist.

[Kessel]

Oh right.