Funniest thing heard at a Melvins concert?

[Amberdala]

I was at a show a few years back and as the Melvins were playing there was a girl standing near me blabbing about how drunk she was and how cute her shoes were or some shit. A guy leans over to her and says, "Excuse me, would you mind being quiet? This is like a religious experience for some people."

It made me laugh. I love the Melvins but I have never quite thought of them as a religious experience. Blasphemous, I know. Just thought I would share.

[mopafeena]

The guy was probally just taking the piss. Pretty funny though.

Although, maybe seeing the melvins IS a religious experience.

[blacksanta]

"Did somebody step in dogshit? What's that smell? ladies and gentlemen, the proudest moment in the Melvins' career, LIEF GARRETT!!!"
-King Buzzo, Roseland Theater, PDX 2000

[mopafeena]

"Did somebody step in dogshit? What's that smell? ladies and gentlemen, the proudest moment in the Melvins' career, LIEF GARRETT!!!"
-King Buzzo, Roseland Theater, PDX 2000

[FartLips]

buzz making fun of "rage against the latrine"

[GrimReaper]

The ranting of Buzzo during any show are hilarious. I started a thread years ago called the World according to Buzzo and transcribed some of them.

The Cap Hill Block Party Buzz said some very funny and yet kind things about Kevin. That had to be one of his last shows.

[anaconda]

'Which one's Buzz?'

[CaptainPungent]

'Which one's Buzz?'

haha
"when is this song over"
-some girl (on potre)

maybe not word for word, something like that.

[FartLips]

"he walks with many women" - buzz osborne, after watching mark d. walk off with one of the locals.

[didlisquat]

I believe it was the 4 X 4 tour when Buzz said " coughing up blood, i think i've had enough!". I was jumping five feet in the air (like i do at almost every show), and started laughing my ass off when i heard Buzz say that out of no where.

[Tyuge]

it was at the cat's cradle a few years back, and George Clinton was going to be there a few nights after the melvins. Buzz was doing some rant about the "Buzz Future Friends Fanclub" and out of no where said "Oh! Who is going to see George Clinton?" no one gave any indication that they were, including myself (it was 30 bucks, man!) and Buzz says, "Yep. That's what i thought." and then went back into what he was blabbing about before. it cracked me up. it was so absurd, this old guy with an afro, wearing a Mumu, blabbering about nothing at all while another fat old guy in his underwear plays the same drum beat over and over. the britney spears song after the show was great too. i love the melvins.

[CaptainPungent]

it was at the cat's cradle a few years back,

i know you, don't i?

[EGO the Living Planet]

When Jucifer opened I heard the guy next to yell to his friends as Jucifer's incredibly LOUD set started:

"FUCK! MY KNEECAPS ARE VIBRATING!"

[Lividity]

"Excuse me, I'm sorry but I have to (BARRRRF)"

[Anti Vermin Seed]

Buzz was ranting about how he should make a living making Philly cheese steaks. Then Canada somehow came into the picture and he said "Fuck Cannada and their free healthcare"