Where has your Snivlem shirt Been?

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bUTTHOLEmAN

Quote from: glen on October 02, 2006, 09:42:03 AM
*see my reviews on detroit/grand rapids shows.

hopefully you all will get to see our shirts book-ending the melvins live across this country.  the roadies are supposed to keep wearing them for the rest of the tour. each in rainbow afro wigs on either side of the stage.  worked out pretty well. its like their official uniform.

after the grand rapids show this drunk dude was screaming at one of the roadies to give him his shirt.  the roadie pointed at me and said "ask him for one, he gave it to me."  it didn't seem to register with the drunk dude though because he just kept screaming "give me your shirt!".  the roadie looked at me and shook his head as if to acknowledge this mans idiocy.   other people around started asking me about the shirts after that though.  they also wondered why I got dale's sticks.   trying to explain something to either drunk or stoned people who have their ears ringing still is pretty damn futile though.  I gave a brief explanation at best. 

but let me re-itterate this:  it was pretty fucking cool to look up there and see the melvins tearing through OVEN and see our shirts as the backdrop.  pretty fucking cool.
I BET YOUR MATE GAVE YOU A CONGRATULATION BACK RUB WHEN YOU GOT BACK HOME AFTER HEARING ABOUT YOUR GREAT ADVENTURES!!!!
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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Smellis

Glen, you are a true MELVINS warrior. Nice work, and BTW, every time I meet Moss I am amazed at his generosity and good humor.
"I actually checked to make sure I wasn't posting balls."  (IDLEHANZ)

".PS: please,  allow me to reitterate...  dale crover = super human " (GLEN)

"If the world is going to end on Saturday I might as well hold in my shit and save a few bucks on Shit-Paper." (GRIM)

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GrimReaper


Smellis, is that public nudity displayed in your avitar?

Branch Breaker

Quote from: GrimReaper on October 02, 2006, 06:22:11 PM

Smellis, is that public nudity displayed in your avatar?

On top of a cop car, no less?
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

Smellis

Why yes it is!! Some freaky dude in the nearby town of Aberdeen WA jumped up on an Aberdeen cop car one day while the officer was at the local Wal*Mart taking a shoplift complaint. The cop at least took a picture of it before he made the guy get down. He had some mental issues and was taken to the nut house.  :shock:  :shock: (the freaky dude, not the cop he-he).
"I actually checked to make sure I wasn't posting balls."  (IDLEHANZ)

".PS: please,  allow me to reitterate...  dale crover = super human " (GLEN)

"If the world is going to end on Saturday I might as well hold in my shit and save a few bucks on Shit-Paper." (GRIM)

ANACONDA:   All-around genuine motherfucker.

mopafeena

Quote from: glen on October 02, 2006, 09:42:03 AM
*see my reviews on detroit/grand rapids shows.

hopefully you all will get to see our shirts book-ending the melvins live across this country.
www.myspace.com/mopafeena
www.myspace.com/afeenaband

glen

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 02, 2006, 05:57:27 PM

I BET YOUR MATE GAVE YOU A CONGRATULATION BACK RUB WHEN YOU GOT BACK HOME AFTER HEARING ABOUT YOUR GREAT ADVENTURES!!!!

she was glad to have me home.  BUT!! I ran home all excited to tell her the story and she responded with a patronizing "thats nice".  as if to say..." it really means nothing to me but I'll say something positive to try to act like I care."
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

FartLips

Quote from: glen on October 03, 2006, 10:30:44 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 02, 2006, 05:57:27 PM

I BET YOUR MATE GAVE YOU A CONGRATULATION BACK RUB WHEN YOU GOT BACK HOME AFTER HEARING ABOUT YOUR GREAT ADVENTURES!!!!

she was glad to have me home.
Judy is mad.🤣

greenguy

My shirt has gone from good ol' Arizona to the streets of Amsterdam!
Bonus points if you can guess who my shirt got to meet while there :D/
Bitch FUCK!

glen

why its our very own norecess.     

now wheres   my   bonus points?
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

norecess

The cafe on the left, 'In De Wildeman', is one of my favorite cafes in Amsterdam. Over 200 beers, and about 20 on tap!

Smellis

"I actually checked to make sure I wasn't posting balls."  (IDLEHANZ)

".PS: please,  allow me to reitterate...  dale crover = super human " (GLEN)

"If the world is going to end on Saturday I might as well hold in my shit and save a few bucks on Shit-Paper." (GRIM)

ANACONDA:   All-around genuine motherfucker.

norecess

Btw, I wanted to do that Buzz look he often shows on photos, but now I realize I miserably failed.

You know Smellis, the look he also has on that pic with you  :lol:

glen

Quote from: Smellis on October 06, 2006, 04:38:45 PM

But you already got the bonus from Crover. Your life is now complete. You got the MELVINS toothpicks.

I sleep with them.   

(hahaHA!)
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Lunica

with the melvins, or the toothpicks?  :lol:
i don't have a square to spare. can't spare a square.