Melvins/BB US Tour 2006

[glen]

melvins are playing in my backyard.

[FartLips]

you forgot the half. oh and i'm half mexican and half irish, so that means i'll just kick your ass, get drunk, and take the rest of the day off.

[Vcavallo]

i hope this is an incomplete list.
how does a band not play in new york city?

[RichieGoodtimes]

I know all the dates.

Bye!

[blacksanta]

I know all the dates.

Bye!

Who gives a shit?

[norecess]

I know all the dates.

Bye!

Who gives a shit?

Haha, my thoughts exactly. Like he will ever impress me, hehe. I knew he would come back for something like this, even though he sort of had promised to never show his ass here again.

[RichieGoodtimes]

It's not my aim to impress...solely annoy.

Who gives a shit? Apparently you. Is this not a thread about tour dates?

I know all the dates. My life is better for knowing. I'd love to share with you plebes so that you too can be enlightened but I don't think you're ready.

The first step is learning to not shit where you eat.

[norecess]

It's not my aim to impress...solely annoy.

I think it is.

Who gives a shit? Apparently you.

Well done, Einstein.

I know all the dates. My life is better for knowing. I'd love to share with you plebes so that you too can be enlightened but I don't think you're ready.

I don't care that you know them. Of course there are people who know the tour dates. And of all of them, you are the only one who comes to this board, sharing that fact, and expect us to be impressed. And at this point, I think that makes you a pretty pathetic guy, Richie.

The first step is learning to not shit where you eat.

I could care less about you showing up here every once in a while and act like you think you mean something, so I'll just keep on shitting around.

[RichieGoodtimes]

I'm like a professional internet bully. You doofs are totally minor league in comparrison.

[norecess]

You also rule at a lot of things you're not even aware of and, most likely, never will either.

[glen]

I'm like a professional internet bully. You doofs are totally minor league in comparrison.

WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

wether you like it, or you don't like it,  you better learn to live with it.  because richie goodtimes is the heavy wieght champion of the world!!

and to be the best, you gotta beat the best.

(if I may once again quote the former WCW heavy wieght champ, the nature boy ric flair.)

you make me laugh richie.

[glen]

AH HA HA HA HA!!!!
I got another one!

10-5 the grog shop -

[RichieGoodtimes]

You guys are gonna all look the coolest in your fan club t-shirts. Maybe I'll see you guys during the tour.

Be sure to wear your fan club shirts to the show so I can laugh at you to your faces.

The internet is so impersonal. We can run a test in each city and see who's funnier in person.

Then you can go home and to your menial jobs and I'll go to the next city and repeat with the next funny guy.

[glen]

you know what?

[BuckWheat]

Richie's become a caricature of himself.