Melvins/BB US Tour 2006

[BuckWheat]

I'm like a professional internet bully.

That's a pretty embarrassing thing to write.

[maffymaff]

I know all the dates. My life is better for knowing. I'd love to share with you plebes so that you too can be enlightened but I don't think you're ready.

You really are a bad man for taunting everyone here in such a way.

I wish an eternal spell of piles on you so you never sit comfortably again!

[glen]

richie takes this message board stuff extremely seriously.

[BuckWheat]

Making fun of the t shirts?  Very lame.

[CaptainPungent]

richie takes this message board stuff extremely seriously.

he's a meanie monster.

[glen]

richie takes this message board stuff extremely seriously.

he's a meanie monster.

I think he likes me.

[BuckWheat]

richie takes this message board stuff extremely seriously.

he's a meanie monster.

I think he likes me.

I bet if you tell the Melvins you know Richie, he'll let you get backstage.

[norecess]

richie takes this message board stuff extremely seriously.

he's a meanie monster.

I think he likes me.

I bet if you tell Tim Moss you know Richie, he'll let you get backstage.

Wow, would Richie do that for us? Please, Richie! Please!

I take everything back I said to you. You are NOT here to impress people, you're NOT ugly, you''re not homo, you ARE funny, you are VERY, VERY talented.

[glen]

you are VERY, VERY talented.

he knows.

[norecess]

you are VERY, VERY talented.

he knows.

What's that Pete Steele quote again on the back of ToN's album Bloody Kisses?

[TGH]

AH HA HA HA HA!!!!
I got another one!

10-5 the grog shop -

[blacksanta]

In one sense, I'm sympathetic to Richie's frustration at the totally PCtarded situation of having his post edited. I BET the Melvins think we are fags. So what? When were the Melvins ever PC? On the other hand.....Richie could have taken the high road and either left the board like he said he was going to or just ignored the PC police, instead of becoming Little Dickie Badtimes.

[Branch Breaker]

I'm like a professional internet bully.

Couldn't come up with a real hobby, eh?

[Chief Ten Beers]

 The anticipation for these east coast dates are killing me Likely the only NY state show will be in NYC, with nothing between Syracuse & Buffalo. That's how it goes when it comes to Melvins, Patton, and Claypool - my three favorite living musical artists.

All I know is it better not conflict with Nomeansno on 9-30 at The Beachland in Cleveland. I have to see that.

[blacksanta]

It's gonna suck.