11-20-06 oklahoma city ok

[closedeyevisuals]

ok where to begin!!!!my day starts out on taking a trip up to the conservatory early to get some lunch and to try to meet everyone from the bands well me and my wife get there no sign so we travel up to wal-mart to pick up some film and my wife says hey dosent the singer have big afro hair i said WHERE WHAT WHERE! she said they just pulled out on the street. i do believe it was a blue mini van so i slow down thinking jared or buzz.as the van approaches they past us oh shit! its buzz my wife says speed up,keep in mind im holding a spit cup for my chewing tobacco.it falls i come up to the van im honking and waiving like a tard buzz was driving and one of the merch guys was riding shotgun,buzz starts waiving so im waiving to next thing i notice is my wife is holding the sterring wheel.so they turn into sonic so i hurry home im pumped ive got the history of bad men at full volume pumped!!!!!!!!!i am !!!!!!so i get home and turn around and head up to the show early i get their about 4:00 it get close to 7:00 and jared,tim moss,dale crover,come wandering into size records. so i approach them one by one pictures with them are took and some stuff signed as well. i didnt realize tim was so short so i was talking to jared the most.this guy is fucking funny.so the line starts outside. i meet up with my friends and mom and dad.pictures and video duty''''''and finally they let us in 8:40 or so....so i rush past some ppl and straight to the merch table i picked up
melvins trick and riddle book
melvins octopuss shirt
and 1 for my son
a big business shirt and the newest tour e.p
a porn shirt
3 of the hat singles these are about gone along with the other7"s
so grab a beer and head over to the left side of the stage theres some kind of music blarring like a warped looping sound that plays for 30 minutes.so its time well santa shows up with elvis and the bass player i didnt recognize someone let me in on who it was? he was wearing a dressed up shirt and jacket tie'''and boxers and black socks...they start fucking brilliant porn is fucking awesome well guess what the fucking god damn pushing at the front of the stage starts some dude knocks over a couple beers and some girl is gasping for air..tim moss Aka old saint nick throws his guitar down leeps int the audience from what appeared he was dragging the dude outside get this piece of shit out of here!!!!! so the music stops and dale is pissed a motherfuckers you wanna play this he says ill tell you what keep it up this stupid moshing childish ********* and we will cancel. so they finished the song and the crowd looked like a bunch of bobble heads for the rest of the show they actually played a longer than usual set.big business starts up and they only played 2 songs from head for the shallow the rest was all new songs most are on the new tour e.p.so has ther finishing up dale already behind the kit and there was a small tap on my shoulder i turned it was buzz oh excuse me. he walks past me and on the stageheres  the set list
talking horse
bloated pope
civilized
doh
sky pup
let it all be
bllod witch
history of drunks
rat faced
the hawk
youve never been right
history of bad men
mech bride
revolve
hooch
the bit
lovely
the closing was okie from muskooge
as buzz his taking off the stage by tim moss and out the doors the band finishes off and dale and coady are dangling from the ceiling then jared starts some monkey chant or something?and the roadies(the english dude is cool as hell) put on monkey masks and start hooping around the they end up wrestling around thats it...so this is the fucking best show ive ever been to....im just sad it came to a end.so we stick around will there blasting zztop and the roadie dudes are up on the stage.i went up on buzz's side of the stage and the roadie hads me the set list.alrighty then ..!!!!!so im thinking this isnt enough the place is praticaly empty.so me and my friend ask for some drum sticks i get a broken one my friend get one from jared on one from dale.so im thinking  cool well the other roadie was over by dales kit and yells hey!! i turn around and he throws the crover gardeing gloves wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i suck at writing reviews but i had one hell of a night...i talked to coady for awhile and he was saying this isnt it for the tour they will be back next year for another round!!!!!
i got my porn american style cd cover signed right on the chicks crotch by tim moss
and the others were jared and dale on the inserts on the senile animal pages no sign of buzz?

i got some pics and the video part was 2 songs by porn and the melvins 2 or 3 the battery light is on no charger so im sorry about the video guys but ill check with ma and pa and find out if she got the santa scene jumping off the stage that outa be worth it right?

[closedeyevisuals]

damn im tired good night....

[FartLips]

could you repeat that again?

[mopafeena]

Cool. Hopefully you do have that footage of the santa jump part.

[klump]

wow

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Ha, this is a great review!  Thanks!  I liked the part where your speeding out of the Walmart parking lot with a chewing tobacco cup spilling over, trying to catch up with Buzz!

[glen]

hey, hey  do you get the feeling closedeyevisuals was really excited when he wrote this? I bet his adrenaline was still gushing you get that feeling from his non-stop unpunctuated writing style sounds like this was a highlight night for the tour damn I am jealous he got to meet the band and get autographs but I think he should have whipped into sonic and bought the boys lunch hey that would have been really cool I salute you closedeye for your ability to convey emotions with your fast -talking style of reviewing and thanks for getting me all fired up with the comment by coady about touring again next year.

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[norecess]

This was one of the best reviews, thanks for posting and sharing your enthusiasm. You picked up some great merch too man. Moshers Must Die!

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

hey, hey  do you get the feeling closedeyevisuals was really excited when he wrote this? I bet his adrenaline was still gushing you get that feeling from his non-stop unpunctuated writing style sounds like this was a highlight night for the tour damn I am jealous he got to meet the band and get autographs but I think he should have whipped into sonic and bought the boys lunch hey that would have been really cool I salute you closedeye for your ability to convey emotions with your fast -talking style of reviewing and thanks for getting me all fired up with the comment by coady about touring again next year.

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That's what I was thinking!


As for moshers, sometime I'll have to bring a stun gun into the pit, for shits and giggles.

[norecess]

As for moshers, sometime I'll have to bring a stun gun into the pit, for shits and giggles.

Thank God for GISM and flamethrowers.

[glen]

moshing is SO 1994. 

[Guts]

That is one hell of an awesome story, closedeye. I can only hope my experience tonight is even a quarter as cool as that.

[Rev. Mike]

You didn't buy a poster?  That's one of the best of the tour so far.

[Zelig]

Which poster was it?  The one by Soma?

[Rev. Mike]

Nope the Horkey. SOMA's was on halloween.