Melvins Army History

Started by Andy Wood, February 16, 2007, 11:57:44 PM

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Andy Wood

Can anyone tell me about the history of the Melvins Army? I've scoured the net and found absolutely nothing. First one to tell will be awarded Plastic Treasure.
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FartLips

it was a fan club based in san fran, probably run by dale or at least his friends. it ended around 96.  i believe.
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Andy Wood

Quote from: FART LIPS on February 17, 2007, 01:52:53 AM
it was a fan club based in san fran, probably run by dale or at least his friends. it ended around 96.  i believe.

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Mesteren

I was a member (#83 as far as I remember). Still have my membershipcard somewhere. Received the "Your Choice" live-CD, an iron-on Melvins Army sticker, the memshipcard and a fanzine (Pissing In the Wind) when I enlisted.

Since then I only received fanzines allthough I heard some were offered a video compilation and the X-mas 4x7" boxset. Last issue of PItW said that Melvins Army was being laid to rest and a new fanclub would be started. As far as I know it never happened.
To be afraid when you are alone, in the dark, faced with the unknown, the unspeakable; that is understandable fear. To be afraid, mortally afraid, in broad daylight, in a crowded city street, that is to know Melvins.

FartLips

my little lady-friend has the xmas boxset. it is righteous.
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Mesteren

Quote from: FART LIPS on February 17, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
my little lady-friend has the xmas boxset. it is righteous.

So do I, but I didn't get it through the Army.
To be afraid when you are alone, in the dark, faced with the unknown, the unspeakable; that is understandable fear. To be afraid, mortally afraid, in broad daylight, in a crowded city street, that is to know Melvins.

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that looks like a penis, somehow . . .

FartLips

Quote from: Mesteren on February 17, 2007, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on February 17, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
my little lady-friend has the xmas boxset. it is righteous.

So do I, but I didn't get it through the Army.
neither did she. she got hers from buzz.
Judy is mad.🤣

dontyoutellme

this is the army as far as i can see.
gamble gamble gamble DIE.

(PAUL)

Quote from: FART LIPS on February 18, 2007, 02:27:11 PM
Quote from: Mesteren on February 17, 2007, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on February 17, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
my little lady-friend has the xmas boxset. it is righteous.

So do I, but I didn't get it through the Army.
neither did she. she got hers from buzz.

I got mine from the fine folks at K Records. Was that worthy of a post? Probably not...
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

FartLips

Quote from: PAUL on February 18, 2007, 07:48:30 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on February 18, 2007, 02:27:11 PM
Quote from: Mesteren on February 17, 2007, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on February 17, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
my little lady-friend has the xmas boxset. it is righteous.

So do I, but I didn't get it through the Army.
neither did she. she got hers from buzz.

I got mine from the fine folks at K Records. Was that worthy of a post? Probably not...
it still counts. just like this one. and i'll throw in a quote from mop:

" :lol:"
Judy is mad.🤣

Vcavallo

Quote from: dontyoutellme on February 18, 2007, 05:49:25 PM
this is the army as far as i can see.

yes!


i was reading an article online about how to start a sovereign  nation...anyone interested?  Melvinia? Buzzopolis? Glueygonda? Crovenia? Ozma? Teetburg?
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FartLips

Quote from: Vcavallo on February 19, 2007, 04:34:31 PM
Quote from: dontyoutellme on February 18, 2007, 05:49:25 PM
this is the army as far as i can see.

yes!


i was reading an article online about how to start a sovereign  nation...anyone interested?  Melvinia? Buzzopolis? Glueygonda? Crovenia? Ozma? Teetburg?
try "interviewastan"
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mopafeena

Quote from: FART LIPS on February 19, 2007, 04:08:28 AM
Quote from: PAUL on February 18, 2007, 07:48:30 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on February 18, 2007, 02:27:11 PM
Quote from: Mesteren on February 17, 2007, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on February 17, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
my little lady-friend has the xmas boxset. it is righteous.

So do I, but I didn't get it through the Army.
neither did she. she got hers from buzz.

I got mine from the fine folks at K Records. Was that worthy of a post? Probably not...
it still counts. just like this one. and i'll throw in a quote from mop:

" :lol:"

Thanks for that Farty.
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