Melvins nonsense

[Chuck Hartford]

This is wacky...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Melvins

[norecess]

What a great website!

[steve]

  They really shouldn't have let Gary Coleman go.

[WOLD]

What the hell IS a Skweetis?

[WOLD]

King Buzzo - Yelling, setting things on fire, Guitarms, being old

[al27]

The Melvins are also famous for killing Tom Petty and inventing yelling during battles, and inventing yelling in general.

Wow thats funny.

What an awesome site, I can't believe no one thought of this sooner.

Thanks guys, this site is going to push out anything useful I was going to do with my time for about three weeks or so.

-al27

[WOLD]

Thanks guys, this site is going to push out anything useful I was going to do with my time for about three weeks or so

!!!!

[TGH]

I think I laughed far too hard at that.

"Many have questioned why the Melvins have lived throughout the ages and will never die. The Melvins gained their immortality by holding ritual sacrifice of their bass player to pay tribute to Valhalla for victory in battle or the recording of a new album. They also routinely visit graveyards to eat corpses of famous children's book writers, such as long-time enemy Dr. Seuss. "

"Jello Biafra - Lightsabers, lead screaming on the songs he wrote, iritating people with his voice "

[Idlehanz]

That is super.

[Mad Arab]

Hilarious.

[M i C H e L L e]

The History reads  just like a wacky Mad Libs story!

[Shatz]

Categories: Awesome

together with Daffy Duck,  Pee-Wee Herman and John Wayne

[Pringles]

I added some in the Song section

It Was So Easy
Small as a Peanut
George
The Boat
Cattle
aMAZONE
Amazzone
(a) history of commercial failure
Wind of change (Cover)
Pure digital noise
Shithead/Dont piss me (Guest star; Steve Instant Newman)
The same note for twenty minute

[CaptainPungent]

hahaha, great chuck!!!

"'Martin "Lex" Luther King Junior is the only  black man (other than OJ Simpson, who of course didn't actually do it!) to ever do anything of significance, creating Burger King."

[mopafeena]

Very cool site.