MELVINS @Slim's, San Francisco!!!

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Eggnog, goddamn. Very cool, especially if you live in SF.

I'm pissed there's no Bullhead!

[mopafeena]

Eggnog, goddamn. Very cool, especially if you live in SF.

I'm pissed there's no Bullhead!

Hopefully in the future there will be.

[thor]

I'll be there both nights!

[BAD RONALD SFO]

well it looks like its time to get in shape, two days of melvins in sf with the grimreaper,,,

[glen]

its pipe-dream time.  now excuse me while I waste a minute to see how stupidly expensive plane tickets would be.


PS: 

Dear God,
   Please allow this legendary session of Lysol and Egg Nog live with Jared and Coady on respective instruments to influence the recording of the next MELVINS album scheduled in July, if I am not mistaken.   So that we may hear a little bit of the classic MELVINS sound mixed throughout BIG MELVINESS pt. 2.      Thank you oh, Lord.  And also might I add that if you allow this to happen I will never, ever ask for anything ever again. AND I will also not sin and give all my worldly possesions to the needy.

Yours truely,

glenypoo

[Naked Rob]

Hey Sweet Intuition! What if St. Louis burns down? Something to think about. Just kidding.

[M i C H e L L e]

Rob, if there's any way you could make that happen, I would be eternally grateful.   

C'mon fiends, I need more suggestions to how I can get out of this.   I need to be at these shows! 

[spunkmonkey]

Maybe you could see if Jeff Gillooly and Shane Stant are around so you could, you know, have an "accident" that would keep you from going to St. Louis? 

[M i C H e L L e]

I'm willing to go pretty far to get outta this trip.  I'd definitely consider faking an injury so I could go to SF. 

[mopafeena]

I'm willing to go pretty far to get outta this trip.  I'd definitely consider faking an injury so I could go to SF. 

I assume (maybe) that you'd be flying for this trip? Say you've got a serious ear infection and have been advised not to fly for awhile.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I'm willing to go pretty far to get outta this trip.  I'd definitely consider faking an injury so I could go to SF. 

I assume (maybe) that you'd be flying for this trip? Say you've got a serious ear infection and have been advised not to fly for awhile.

Time to watch Ferris Bueller again for some tips..will report back later

[Idlehanz]

its pipe-dream time.  now excuse me while I waste a minute to see how stupidly expensive plane tickets would be.


PS: 

Dear God,
   Please allow this legendary session of Lysol and Egg Nog live with Jared and Coady on respective instruments to influence the recording of the next MELVINS album scheduled in July, if I am not mistaken.   So that we may hear a little bit of the classic MELVINS sound mixed throughout BIG MELVINESS pt. 2.      Thank you oh, Lord.  And also might I add that if you allow this to happen I will never, ever ask for anything ever again. AND I will also not sin and give all my worldly possesions to the needy.

Yours truely,

glenypoo

AMEN

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Rob, if there's any way you could make that happen, I would be eternally grateful.   

C'mon fiends, I need more suggestions to how I can get out of this.   I need to be at these shows! 

There might be complications if your boss wants to phone the mortuary; you might look into getting a temp cell phone based out of san francisco, and have a friend answer the cell phone pretending to work at the mortuary...
from sfgate.com

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[Idlehanz]

Talk about a team player and dedication.  I've a newfound respect for ya BHM

[M i C H e L L e]

Wow!  BHM, you really came through.  I'm impressed!

I never realized obituaries were so expensive.