Melvins Houdini Review Slims SF!!!

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Verbalmasturbation

How much of a treat was is to have a guest appearance from Flipper and Mike Patton. Simply amazing, a legendary show to say the least. Not to mention stephanie semour and many other surprises. Yes there were a large number of women there too. Who would have thunk it.


What do you all think? Can't wait till tonight for some HOG LEG


cheeseburger

Quote from: *KING*FUCKO* on July 21, 2007, 12:11:45 PM
How much of a treat was is to have a guest appearance from Flipper and Mike Patton. Simply amazing, a legendary show to say the least. Not to mention stephanie semour and many other surprises. Yes there were a large number of women there too. Who would have thunk it.


What do you all think? Can't wait till tonight for some HOG LEG


who woulda thunk some douche bag would bring a pair of drum sticks and chili pepper gloves?

Verbalmasturbation

Dale gave me them. I didn't bring anything.

Verbalmasturbation

Houdini Review....

The crowd starts packing in as a couple roadies start playing some noise, the guitarist looked like Scott Reeder. After about 3o minutes and 45 pints of water later Will Shatter came on stage with a flinstone costume and a gaot t that would make Scott Ian gealous and randomly spit out "Sex Bomb baby".  It was amazing how many assholes had no idea who he was. It was kind of like those Cobain deciple/tool fans who found the Melvins only through their immature obsessions with them. Some were screaming get off the stage, douchebags with no attention span I say.

I really think that Sex bomb is a rip off of THE DOORS "Money" or "Firehouse "by kiss but thats another issue we won't entertain.

War cartoons actually not by Mackie, powerful none the less flash.

THe whole Houdini album was played. A historical show. The eggnog record was played faster than the recording in my opinion.


norecess

Quote from: *KING*FUCKO* on July 22, 2007, 01:12:29 PM
The eggnog record was played faster than the recording in my opinion.

Charmicarmicat Bastards as well? How long did it last?

bUTTHOLEmAN

Um, are you sure it wasn't Richie instead of Will Shatter? 
Easy way to tell; Richie is alive, Wills dead.  :P
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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FartLips

Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 22, 2007, 01:44:22 PM
Um, are you sure it wasn't Richie instead of Will Shatter? 
Easy way to tell; Richie is alive, Wills dead.  :P
still no difference.
Judy is mad.🤣

cheeseburger

it's amazing....will shatter.... really? ](*,)

tastelikedirt

This is one of the most inaccurate reviews I've ever read.
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glen

Quote from: tastelikedirt on July 23, 2007, 02:34:19 PM
This is one of the most inaccurate reviews I've ever read.


its KING FUCKO.   

what did you expect?
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Buick GN



**Patiently waits for Jim's photos and review.   :)



bUTTHOLEmAN

Quote from: glen on July 23, 2007, 02:52:35 PM
Quote from: tastelikedirt on July 23, 2007, 02:34:19 PM
This is one of the most inaccurate reviews I've ever read.


its KING FUCKO.   

what did you expect?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
p.s. They're making fun of this review at gigposters
http://www.gigposters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57231&page=4

"That might well be the funniest thing ever.

Quote:
Originally Posted by piemel View Post
this made me giggle (from melvins messageboard) ...

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Houdini Review....

The crowd starts packing in as a couple roadies start playing some noise, the guitarist looked like Scott Reeder. After about 3o minutes and 45 pints of water later Will Shatter came on stage with a flinstone costume and a gaot t that would make Scott Ian gealous and randomly spit out "Sex Bomb baby". It was amazing how many assholes had no idea who he was. It was kind of like those Cobain deciple/tool fans who found the Melvins only through their immature obsessions with them. Some were screaming get off the stage, douchebags with no attention span I say."
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if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

norecess


bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

GrimReaper

Here is what is so fucken funny:

Richie Goodtimes gets on stage to front Porn and people think it's Flipper.

Sex Bomb Baby

I am so sorry Will.

RIP