First/Favorite Melvins T?

[glen]

uh oh.

its a large actually.  but the damn thing is a small large.    might even fit ZOMBIE-BUDDHA.

I'm about 5' 11", 160lbs.   and I feel like a teenage hussy with it on.    it cuts off at about belly-button range.


go ahead and get it cowboy.  hate to tell you but you're only getting older.  and with older comes fatter.

I myself was once a svelt young stick-boy.  140lbs. soaking wet.   then the 30's hit and 20lbs. right along with it. 

[FartLips]

happy halloween bitch.

a little early. try next month.

Sell me your shirt farty!

sorry, its the wifey's favorite. and she wears it EVERYWHERE!

[Dead Cowboy]

happy halloween bitch.

a little early. try next month.

Sell me your shirt farty!

sorry, its the wifey's favorite. and she wears it EVERYWHERE!

haha not everywhere *wink wink*

.....

Please dont kill me

[Dead Cowboy]

uh oh.

its a large actually.  but the damn thing is a small large.    might even fit ZOMBIE-BUDDHA.

I'm about 5' 11", 160lbs.   and I feel like a teenage hussy with it on.    it cuts off at about belly-button range.


go ahead and get it cowboy.  hate to tell you but you're only getting older.  and with older comes fatter.

I myself was once a svelt young stick-boy.  140lbs. soaking wet.   then the 30's hit and 20lbs. right along with it. 

So i have 11 years of sexy ahead of me. Day-um. pm me the price and some modeling pics and Ill think about it.

[FartLips]

happy halloween bitch.

a little early. try next month.

Sell me your shirt farty!

sorry, its the wifey's favorite. and she wears it EVERYWHERE!

haha not everywhere *wink wink*

.....

Please dont kill me

haha she forgets she's wearing it. she even came into my work wearing it.

[glen]

Please dont kill me

I like dead cowboy.  he makes me laugh.

[FartLips]

Please dont kill me

I like dead cowboy.  he makes me laugh.

how can you kill what's already dead?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Please dont kill me

I like dead cowboy.  he makes me laugh.

how can you kill what's already dead?

With a wooden crucifix?

[FartLips]

Please dont kill me

I like dead cowboy.  he makes me laugh.

how can you kill what's already dead?

With a wooden crucifix?

maybe kindness?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

 

[Dead Cowboy]

Please dont kill me

I like dead cowboy.  he makes me laugh.

how can you kill what's already dead?

With a wooden crucifix?

maybe kindness?

Hugs from bearded men.



And bears.

[mopafeena]

Please dont kill me

I like dead cowboy.  he makes me laugh.

how can you kill what's already dead?

With a wooden crucifix?

maybe kindness?

Hugs from bearded men.



And bears.

Silver bullets.

Or decapitation.

[norecess]

Go for his soul.

[FartLips]

Please dont kill me

I like dead cowboy.  he makes me laugh.

how can you kill what's already dead?

With a wooden crucifix?

maybe kindness?

Hugs from bearded men.



And bears.

Silver bullets.

Or decapitation.

i know! i know! vulcan neck pinch!

[mopafeena]