The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.

[anaconda]

Conda, have you been drinking the Bolloxade again? My manager has asked me to call your bluff over the CMJ story. . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhpu2N4rQZM

[jules]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY96byg3bmI

[Dumpster D]

 

[DeeSonyaChin]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-ozma-no-sleeves-t-shirt-/261770144058?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cf2b7693a

[Yanayaya]

Conda, have you been drinking the Bolloxade again? My manager has asked me to call your bluff over the CMJ story. . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhpu2N4rQZM

Annie!  As good as Aretha. I'm glad I got to see her in her prime with Eurithmics...

[Yanayaya]

There is a great $13 for 13 days sale on T-shirts over at Melvins' Revolve Store...

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

[meezer]

There is a great $13 for 13 days sale on T-shirts over at Melvins' Revolve Store...

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

Thanks a million!!

[Yanayaya]

There is a great $13 for 13 days sale on T-shirts over at Melvins' Revolve Store...

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

Thanks a million!!

Yes, I guess "thanks a million!" is yet another one of my fixed expressions...

[meezer]

There is a great $13 for 13 days sale on T-shirts over at Melvins' Revolve Store...

http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins

Thanks a million!!

Yes, I guess "thanks a million!" is yet another one of my fixed expressions...

Sorry! I'm on a roll! 

[(the) flutter nuts]

I have a Melvins sugar daddy with napalm death I want to trade for a Karp sugar daddy

[Yanayaya]

I have up for sale (or significant trade) the Houdini Promo Skateboard.  I call it the Houdini skateboard because it was designed by Mackie and used as a promo item around the time of that release.  I have seen it called several other things when it comes up for sale, but I recall vividly that it was released to promote that very special LP on Atlantic.  I do not know the actual number produced.  The story varies here.  It's not many and it is priced fairly for what it fetches in these times.

I can sell it outright for $500.  It is in excellent condition as you can see in these photos.  Please email me direct for high resolution photos if interested. It has been carefully stored in a smoke free home by a private collector (me).  I can see only a couple of the very lightest or faint scuffs on the solid green topside of the deck.  May I draw your attention to one of the screw holes on the green topside?  It has a very faint 1 cm. or 1/4 inch scuff there. That is the most significant scuff, and I would not even call it an actual "scratch."

Buyer would pay actual shipping (including insurance) from Long Beach, California.

I am always interested in tour exclusive oddities, T shirts in Med., or select letterpresses (though I have an abundance of all of these and could use the cash).  Thanks for checking this out and email me if interested.  I don't always receive notification of PMs here on this BBS.  yanayaya@gmail.com

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[anaconda]

I like the bowtie inlay joints in that woodwork!

[meezer]

I like the bowtie inlay joints in that woodwork!

Focus! The deck. We're looking at his big, hard deck. 

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I like the bowtie inlay joints in that woodwork!

Same here.  That looks great.

[jules]

I like the bowtie inlay joints in that woodwork!

Same here.  That looks great.

Yeah, fuck the skate deck, SHOW US YER WOOD.

Truckfighter had a Melvins skate deck on eBay recently, did he sell it?

I do not know the actual number produced. 

Looking at the photo you have on eBay, it looks like yours is unnumbered. As far as I can remember, apart from the ones owned by the band members and friends, they were numbered.