What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?

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suck poppet

BBS Nick name : suck poppet
Real name: Dad
Sex: Male
Age: 31
Nationality: unitedstatesian
Where you live: Boise, Idaho
Sexual orientation: Sex is great.
Occupation: Dad
Hobbies: writing cranky letters to newspapers
Favourite food: cream puffs
Favourite drink: clamato and vodka
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): one or two half-assed fans, two whole-assed fans
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 5 years
First Melvins album you heard: Houdini
First Melvins album you owned: Houdini
Favourite Melvins album: Lysol or Hostile Ambient Takeover
Least Favourite Melvins album: doesn't exist
Favourite Melvins Track: Your Blessened
Least Favourite Melvins Track: that one with mike patton gi joe
Favourite Melvins track performed live: any/all
Least favourite Melvins track performed live:
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 3
How many Melvins albums do you own: 20
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Frank Zappa
Any other business: big business
What's that? Not me. Fuck that, I'm a cat.

(PAUL)

BBS Nick name : PAUL
Real name: Paul
Sex: Not enough lately
Age: 27
Nationality: American
Where you live: See above (Wisconsin)
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Depending on who you ask I'm an Operations Analyst, Night Batch Operator, or PC Operator. Basically I work IT at an insurance agency.
Hobbies: Listening to music, watching movies, reading, playing guitar
Favourite food: Whatever's free, I'm a bachelor
Favourite drink: Beer, no particular brand, like IPAs a lot
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 5
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 12 years now? Something like that.
First Melvins album you heard: Stoner Witch
First Melvins album you owned: Stoner Witch
Favourite Melvins album: Changes frequently
Least Favourite Melvins album: Prick
Favourite Melvins Track: There's a bunch
Least Favourite Melvins Track: How --++--
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Once again, there's a bunch
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: None that I've heard
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: seven
How many Melvins albums do you own: all of them
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: It used to be Primus, then it used to be Mr. Bungle, now I'm not sure.
Any other business: Naw, I'm good here.
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

FartLips

BBS Nick name : FART LIPS
Real name: k.
Sex: i've had it once or twice, wait... twice.
Age: older than dirt/glen
Nationality: americano
Where you live: near nashville, tennessee
Sexual orientation: piledriver
Occupation: budding songwriter
Hobbies: working in restaurants cutting up dead carcasses
Favourite food: hamburger helper
Favourite drink: guiness
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): geez, at least a hundred or so.
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 19 years
First Melvins album you heard: gluey porch treatments
First Melvins album you owned: gluey porch treatments
Favourite Melvins album: gluey/ozma
Least Favourite Melvins album: houdini(yeah yeah yeah.)
Favourite Melvins Track: it's shoved
Least Favourite Melvins Track: set me straight
Favourite Melvins track performed live: night goat
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: set me straight
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 9 or ten times
How many Melvins albums do you own: nearly all of the them right now
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: black motherfucking flag
Any other business: big business
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

JJ

BBS Nick name :  JJ
Real name:  JJ
Sex: Male
Age: 40ish
Nationality: Canadian
Where you live:   BC
Sexual orientation:  I'm a girl kisser
Occupation: Engineer....
Hobbies: Printmaking, making music, doing stuff outside, training border collies.
Favourite food: Pizza
Favourite drink: Single Malt or Kilkenny
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): around 10
How long have you been a Melvins fan:  since I saw them at the Beat Klub in Regina when I was a teenager
First Melvins album you heard: Gluey Porch Treatments
First Melvins album you owned: Gluey Porch Treatments
Favourite Melvins album:  The Crybaby
Least Favourite Melvins album: Prick
Favourite Melvins Track:   Revolve
Least Favourite Melvins Track:   Meh.... they all grow on you
Favourite Melvins track performed live:  The Bit
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: ....it's all good live
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: ....I'm thinking 4 maybe 5 over the years
How many Melvins albums do you own: ....pretty much the full discog of full length releases...a few of the 7"'s tora tora tora, etc...
Second Favourite band after the Melvins:  Hammers of Misfortune
Any other business: artsy fartsy shit.....  http://www.roughpress.com

dijk cheese

BBS Nick name : dijk cheese
Real name: rich
Sex: male
Age: 29
Nationality: australian
Where you live: at the moment fremantle australia
Sexual orientation: whoever is willing
Occupation: audio, vision, lighting whore
Hobbies: dunno... new experiences, generaly changes every year
Favourite food: anything that is tasty
Favourite drink: beer, red bull, iced coffee, espresso, green tea, water
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 1
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 4-5 years
First Melvins album you heard: HAT
First Melvins album you owned: HAT
Favourite Melvins album: ?
Least Favourite Melvins album: a senile animal
Favourite Melvins Track: the fool the meddling idiot
Least Favourite Melvins Track:
Favourite Melvins track performed live:
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: let it all be
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 5
How many Melvins albums do you own: dunno +15
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: i'd say company flow if they did more than 2 albums, possibly sunn 0)))
Any other business: nope
i say i can't, but i really mean i won't.

HogLegged

BBS Nick name : Hog Leg
Real name: Chris
Sex: Male
Age: 38
Nationality: American (English, German)
Where you live: Santa Rosa, CA (NorCal)
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Pizza delivery for now, looking for graphic design jobs
Hobbies: Playing guitar, watching movies
Favourite food: Bacon cheeseburgers, Coconut cream pie (both bad for me I know)
Favourite drink: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 1 or 2
How long have you been a Melvins fan: around 20 years (first saw them in 1988 with Lori, opening for Poison Idea, I thought they were great. Some of my hardcore "friends" were totally talking shit about them and making fun of me because I liked them, close-minded fuckers!)
First Melvins album you heard: Ozma
First Melvins album you owned: Ozma
Favourite Melvins album: Lysol or Houdini
Least Favourite Melvins album:  Colossus of Destiny
Favourite Melvins Track:  With Teeth, Honey Bucket, Mombius Hibachi (I couldn't pick just one)
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Set Me Straight
Favourite Melvins track performed live: I think Let It All Be and Lovely Butterfly come across much better live than on CD
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: can't really say
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 6 or 7 times
How many Melvins albums do you own: Most of them, some on both vinyl and CD (for example, I have Gluey Porch Treatments on vinyl, cassette with extra songs, and on CD (with Ozma)
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: right now Turbonegro or Zeke
Any other business: shameless band plug - www.myspace.com/beltfed

grays harbor mafia

BBS Nick name :  Grays Harbor Mafia
Real name: Roger Pidactor
Sex: M
Age: 27
Nationality: North American
Where you live: Elma
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: General Contractor
Hobbies: PS3,Music,fishing,
Favourite food: Samich
Favourite drink: Water
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): everyone i know, its a prerequisite to being a friend of mine..lol
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 15 years
First Melvins album you heard: Houdini
First Melvins album you owned: Houdini
Favourite Melvins album: its a tie...Houdini/ozma
Least Favourite Melvins album: there is something great about them all..
Favourite Melvins Track: Night Goat
Least Favourite Melvins Track: unknown
Favourite Melvins track performed live: history of Bad Men
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Leif Garrett's version of Smells Like teen Spirit..it's not a melvins track, but it was a melvins concert..
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 12 that i can remember
How many Melvins albums do you own: All of them,plus 20+  7" records
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Nirvana
Any other business: Big Business
"the ass is last"      oldfartlips
"im just here for the sex" DC

black stallion

BBS Nick name : black stallion
Real name: Marcello
Sex: male
Age: 29
Nationality: Italian
Where you live: near Milan
Sexual orientation: hetero
Occupation: asshole
Hobbies: playing bass
Favourite food: coconut
Favourite drink: beer
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 5
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 13 years
First Melvins album you heard: Prick
First Melvins album you owned: Prick
Favourite Melvins album: Lysol/Ozma
Least Favourite Melvins album: Millenium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins Track: Hung Bunny-Roman Dog Bird
Least Favourite Melvins Track: g i joe
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Charmicarmicat
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: -
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 3 times,once like fantomas-melvins big band
How many Melvins albums do you own: all of them except Electroretard (FUCK!!where i can find this album?),Alive at the fucker club and Sieg Howdy
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: more than one...i totally love Thrones and Earth
Any other business: snivlem
Charmicarmicat:Bastards

Illusionator

BBS Nick name : Illusionator.
Real name: Adrian
Sex: Male
Age: 45
Nationality: Welsh
Where you live: Leicester, England.
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Counsellor working with teenagers in FE
Hobbies: Cycling, Football (soccer), music, film, comics, books.
Favourite food: Risotto
Favourite drink: Cider
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 1
How long have you been a Melvins fan: since 98
First Melvins album you heard: Ozma
First Melvins album you owned: Houdini
Favourite Melvins album: Lysol
Least Favourite Melvins album: I play Prick the least, but still like it (the album not...you get it)
Favourite Melvins Track: Changes daily, probably Zodiac at the moment
Least Favourite Melvins Track: How --++--
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Kicking Machine (weird as the album version is only OK IMO)
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Nah, never heard one live I didn't like
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 2
How many Melvins albums do you own: All major releases and some odds 'n' sods like the endless residency mp3 set
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Oxes or maybe Art Brut at the moment
Any other business: Chilblains really hurt...that is all

jules


Shatz

BBS Nick name : Shabbatai Tsvi (Shatz for short)
Real name: Torsten
Sex: dong
Age: 29
Nationality: German
Where you live: Chemnitz, Germany
Sexual orientation: girls
Occupation: job seeking media whore
Hobbies: the obvious and the occult
Favourite food: seafood
Favourite drink: Jever, Rioja, Balvenie
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 5
How long have you been a Melvins fan: since 2003
First Melvins album you heard: Houdini
First Melvins album you owned: Hostile Ambient Takeover
Favourite Melvins album: Lysol, Stag, Honky, Maggot, HAT, PotRE ...
Least Favourite Melvins album: Millenium Monsterwerk
Favourite Melvins Track: The Anti-Vermin Seed, With Teeth
Least Favourite Melvins Track: All at Once
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Pigs of the Roman Empire
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: live is all good
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 8
How many Melvins albums do you own: 32 CDs
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: don't know. Secret Chiefs 3? Killing Joke? Circle is up and rising too
Any other business: I'm a taurus
Keep your Arsch together, Sie werden seitlich gefickt.

MrLuck87

BBS Nick name : seas of luck MrLuck87
Real name: Nick
Sex: Male
Age: 20 24
Nationality: American
Where you live: Augusta, GA.  My friend asked Buzzo if he had heard of it and Buzzo said, "No...wait, I may have driven through it once."  That pretty much sums up the city. Smyrna Georgia, which is basically Atlanta.  It's a fun city but it's a shame I don't have enough money to fully explore it at the moment.
Sexual orientation: I like women
Occupation: Filling out reg cards
Hobbies: playing bass, playing drums, making movies (Stuff I don't really get to do because of college)
Favourite food: I don't like food I enjoy anything that's not Ramen Noodles at this point.
Favourite drink: Tequilla
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 2 who like them about as much as me and 3 who are casual fans More than a few surprisingly
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 3 or 4 years Since 2005, do the math
First Melvins album you heard: Millenium Monsterwork
First Melvins album you owned: Millenium Monsterwork
Favourite Melvins album: (A) Senile Animal, Lysol, Stag, The Maggot (Don't make me choose) + Nude With Boots and Hostile Ambient Takeover
Least Favourite Melvins album: Singles 1-12
Favourite Melvins Track: With Teeth
Least Favourite Melvins Track: None come to mind
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Night Goat + Dog Island and Hung Bunny
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: None come to mind.
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: Twice Four times
How many Melvins albums do you own: 23 cds, The DVD, and the Boss Hoss 7'' + The box set and other misc stuff I don't want to go back and count right now
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Primus, Mr Bungle, The Cows, Dead Kennedys (Don't make me choose) + Frank Zappa and The Jesus Lizard
Any other business: I'm currently addicted to Smash Bros Brawl. I must have been bored to fill this thing out twice now.  Time to take a shower!

TheLegitMan93

BBS Nick name: TheLegitMan93
Real name: Chuck
Sex: Male (probably)
Age: 18
Nationality: U.S.Aican
Where you live: That ^
Sexual orientation: Coco
Occupation: Commercial Arts Major/singer
Hobbies: Songwrite, storywrite
Favourite food: Watermelons, oranges, burgers, seafood, corn, ice cream, chips, meat, sausages!
Favourite drink: Cherry Coke
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): Two in person
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 3 years
First Melvins album you heard: Houdini
First Melvins album you owned: Nude With Boots
Favourite Melvins album: Dale Crover EP
Least Favourite Melvins album: Nude With Boots
Favourite Melvins Track: Hurter or maybe Crayfish
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Nothing
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Haven't seen 'em live so I wouldn't know!
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: ^
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: None yet
How many Melvins albums do you own: 6
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Ween!
Any other business: LISTEN TO MY BAND BLOOD NOIZE

JUDY

BBS Nick name : JUDY
Real name: Errr....
Sex: No, but thanks for asking.
Age: About as old as Mangled Demos
Nationality: Slavik
Where you live: Detroit
Sexual orientation: Opposite
Occupation: Photographer, Artist, Nerd, Future teacher of Amerika
Hobbies: Painting. Setting paintings on fire.
Favourite food: Lettuce and things that rabbits like
Favourite drink: Water
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): One other.
How long have you been a Melvins fan: Ten years?
First Melvins album you heard: Stoner Witch
First Melvins album you owned: Stoner Witch
Favourite Melvins album: Maggot. Bullhead. Ozma.
Least Favourite Melvins album: Jelvins stuff
Favourite Melvins Track: Eye Flys. AMAZON. COD.
Least Favourite Melvins Track: .....
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Revulsion/We Reach
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Probably Fantomas Melvins Big Band stuff. Does this count? Only because the recording sounds terrible.
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: Not enough times
How many Melvins albums do you own: Pretty much all of them. What I don't have is a lot of the singles, etc.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: The Beatles.
Any other business: Snivlem's Mutter

oldernie

BBS Nick name : oldernie
Real name: david
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Nationality: British
Where you live: oxford england.
Sexual orientation: tranny chaser.
Occupation: shitty factory work. ill even go as far as to tell you it only pays
"To be honest i've kind of gone off the band a bit now. I just like to hang out on here because of everyone else."
-jules from brighton quoting - Ian from Staffs.