What makes a typical Melvins Fan ?

[Satchel Paige]

I love talking about myself and sharing myself with others!!

BBS Nick name : Satchel Paige
Real name: Malcom
Sex: Male
Age: 23
Weight: a wheelbarrow of bricks 175lbs.
Nationality: U.S. of A.
Where you live:  Between Dallas and Austin
Sexual orientation:  Girly girls and girly guys
Occupation: Student/Recreation Tech/Bartender
Hobbies: Writing/Film/Muzak
Favourite food: Steak and fried Okra
Favourite drink: Coke/Cold Beer
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): the ones I've converted (4)
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 2007
First Melvins album you heard: Gluey Porch Treatments
First Melvins album you owned: Gluey Porch Treatments
Favourite Melvins album: Stag or Honky
Least Favourite Melvins album: Hmmmm..... let's just say Prick
Favourite Melvins Track: Buck Owens 
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Lizzy
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Let God be your gardener
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Kicking Machine
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 7, bout to be 8!
How many Melvins albums do you own: 9
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Primus/Ween/Pink Floyd
Any other business: Kyestein Mutation

[The Bloated Pope]

BBS Nick name : The Bloated Pope
Real name: Mat
Sex: Male
Age: 24
Nationality: French
Where you live:  Paris
Sexual orientation:  Straight
Occupation: Student
Hobbies: Playing bass and listening some cryptic and occult psychedelic music, training my dogs to attack people, Soccer, Cinema (mostly horror and SF), drawning, photo and art in general, buying vinyls...
Favourite food: Spicy chicken
Favourite drink: Cappucino, Red Bull, Vodka, Mojito (all mixed together)
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 2
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 2006
First Melvins album you heard: Stoner Witch
First Melvins album you owned: Houdini or Senile Animal, I can't remember
Favourite Melvins album: Stoner Witch, H.A.T, The Maggot and Pigs of
Least Favourite Melvins album: Prick and maybe the albums with Biaffra
Favourite Melvins Track: Shevil, Night Goat and The Bloated Pope obviously
Least Favourite Melvins Track: ...Shit Storm ?
Favourite Melvins track performed live: So hard to choose one... Night Goat and Charmicarmicat
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Star Spangled Banner
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 4
How many Melvins albums do you own: 12
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Black Sab', Electric Wizard and Turbonegro
Any other business: /

[black stallion]

Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Black Sab', Electric Wizard and Turbonegro

great tastes Mat

[black stallion]

Age: 15

holy shit,i feel such an old fart 

[drumfreak:)]

Quote from: drumfreak:) on July 24, 2013, 04:57:44 PM
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Black Stooges





p.s. In my head I read all your responses in a Schwarzenegger accent.
He may possibly be referring to the drum intro.  Even so...

I like the whole song...sorry?
I like that....soundscape at the end...


Schwarzenegger: I´m not a Styrian, I´m from lower Austria

Age: 15


holy shit,i feel such an old fart 

Aw
Music has no age limit!;)

[(the) Razor]

BBS Nick name: nah....dur
Sex: Male
Age: 28
Nationality: Strayan
Where you live: House, mostly
Sexual orientation: straight 
Occupation: Photographer/Illustrator
Hobbies: music, film and footy
Favourite food: kangaroo
Favourite drink: Not fussed
How many other Melvins fans do you know [on here not included]: 0
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 2002
First Melvins album you heard: Bootlicker
First Melvins album you owned: Bootlicker
Favourite Melvins album: Atlantic Trilogy, S/T, Honky, ASA and Singles 1-12, Bootlicker and even HAT I suppose.
Least Favourite Melvins album: BSM
Favourite Melvins Track: With Teeth
Least Favourite Melvins Track: The Stupid Creep, with "stupid" being the operative word there.
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Lovely Butterflies
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: Are you kidding me?
How many times have you seen Melvins live: 2
How many Melvins albums do you own: all the CDs, except Chicken Switch
Second Favourite bands after Melvins: Cows, Tomahawk
Any other business: Big Business ahahhahahhahahaha

[jules]

BBS Nickname: jules
Real Name: Jules
Age: 51
Sex: Mostly
Born: In a house in Coventry
Where you live: Brighton
Sexual orientation: I should coco
Occupation: On the railways
Hobbies: World travel/Melvins gigs; sci-fi; Mike Leigh; world travel/punk gigs; The Guardian Crossword
Favourite food: Asian and spicy
Favourite drink: Real ale; single malt; vodka and _____; redbush; green tea
How many other Melvins fans do you know [on here not included]: 1
How long have you been a Melvins fan: Since 1988
First Melvins album you heard: GPT
First Melvins album you owned: GPT
Favourite Melvins album: Impossible to answer
Least Favourite Melvins album: They haven't recorded it yet
Favourite Melvins track: Hung Bunny/Roman Dog Bird
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Impossible to answer but the Residencies as a whole were incredible
Most memorable Melvins gig: Mean Fiddler 2001
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: N/A
How many times have you seen Melvins live: 47
How many Melvins albums do you own: Just about keeping on top
Any other business: You wouldn't believe me if I told you

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[Afterbirthmilkshake]

BBS Nick name : Afterbirthmilkshake
Real name:Joe Jackson
Sex: Male
Age: 32
Nationality: Honky
Where you live: Saint Louis area
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Therapist
Hobbies: Live music, boxing fan, reading, philosophy
Favourite food: Mexican
Favourite drink: Alcoholic (Angry Orchard) Reg Anything Carbonated
How many other Melvins fans do you know? 5
How long have you been a Melvins fan: (since 1999)
First Melvins album you heard: Stoner Which
First Melvins album you owned: Stoner Witch
Favourite Melvins album: HAT
Least Favourite Melvins album: The Bride Screamed Murder
Favourite Melvins Track: At The Stake, The Fool The Meddling Idiot, Anti Vermin Seed
Least Favourite Melvins Track: The Water Glass
Favourite Melvins track performed live: The Fool The Meddling Idiot, Anti Vermin Seed
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: It depends on the show, sometimes they sound different live and then I like them more or less. 
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 20 times give or take
How many Melvins albums do you own: All cds but prick, some vinyl
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: NOMEANSNO
Any other business: There's no Business like Show Business!

[LuckMach3]

Favourite food: kangaroo

Seriously?  I tried some kangaroo jerky yesterday and didn't really care for it.  Wild boar was much better.

Kangaroo vs Emu: FIGHT!

[Stonergrunge]

Don't know what happened with my original post.

BBS Nick name : Stonergrunge
Real name: Julio
Sex: male
Age: 32
Nationality: chilean
Where you live: Temuco, Región de La Araucanía, Chile.
Sexual orientation: straight
Occupation: journalist and PR officer
Hobbies: music, movies/TV series, playing guitar, fantasy/sci-fi/mystery/horror literature, acting, carnivorous plants and foot fetishism.
Favourite food: rice and chicken, lasagna, lentils, chickpeas and sushi.
Favourite drink: chocolate milk
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): strictly speaking (fan, fan, FAN)... none.
How long have you been a Melvins fan: since 2005.
First Melvins album you heard: Houdini.
First Melvins album you owned: Houdini.
Favourite Melvins album: Hostile Ambient Takeover
Least Favourite Melvins album: --
Favourite Melvins Track: "The Fool, The Meddling Idiot"
Least Favourite Melvins Track: "Spread Eagle Beagle"
Favourite Melvins track performed live: "Hung Bunny/Roman Dog Bird"
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: --
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: unfortunately, never.
How many Melvins albums do you own: 31.
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: (impossible to choose just one) The Mars Volta, Yajaira, Los Jaivas, Harvey Milk, Los Natas, etc.
Any other business: maybe I'm a little lost in translation but I don't understand the question.

[(the) Razor]

Favourite food: kangaroo

I tried some kangaroo jerky yesterday

There's your problem!

I'm talking about cutlets/steak.

[F. W. Furter]

BBS Nick name : F. W. Furter
Real name: Fabien
Sex: Male
Age: 25 for now
Nationality: French
Where you live: NorthEast France, near Belgium beers and German sausages
Sexual orientation: upwards
Occupation: Research and Development Engineer and I don't wear glasses
Hobbies: Making music, write, watch movies, discovering things by myself, always searching for something new
Favourite food: food without pesticides for sure hehe. Lasagnas
Favourite drink: aged peat-infused whisky from Islay
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): V-O-I-D
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 6-7 years I suppose
First Melvins album you heard: Stoner Witch
First Melvins album you owned: (A) Senile Animal (..7 years, that's it)
Favourite Melvins album: Bullhead-HAT-Nudewithboots-maggot-honky
Least Favourite Melvins album: Prick
Favourite Melvins Track: Hum... maybe Manky
Least Favourite Melvins Track: set me straight ?
Favourite Melvins track performed live: The Fool The Meddling Idiot
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: don't know
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: on video ?
How many Melvins albums do you own: not all of them, for sure
Favourite band WITH the Melvins: Nine inch Nails, Ministry, Swans, Morbid Angel, Entombed
Any other business: ______________

[John Schuller]

BBS Nick name : sadcorps
Real name: John
Sex: Male
Age: 40
Nationality: USA
Where you live: Los Angeles, CA
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Software Implementation
Hobbies: Playing Bass, Record Collecting, Smoking Pot
Favourite food: Pizza
Favourite drink: Margarita on the rocks with salt
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 30?
How long have you been a Melvins fan: since 1987
First Melvins album you heard: Gluey Porch Treatments
First Melvins album you owned: Gluey Porch Treatments
Favourite Melvins album: Endless Residency Box Set
Least Favourite Melvins album: Chickenswitch
Favourite Melvins Track: Eye Flys
Least Favourite Melvins Track: Nothing (from the Bleeeeeargh comp.)
Favourite Melvins track performed live: Eye Flys
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: This questionnaire officially sucks now
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 40 or so
How many Melvins albums do you own: A shitload, but still not enough
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: Redd Kross
Any other business: I saw Ted Ed Fred with Dale on drums at the Community World Theater in Tacoma WA when I was 14 years old.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

[black stallion]